Dirty Computer. Wakanda Forever. Sorry Baby. your cocaine and escape train are ready. call me velvet thunder. exsqueeze me? 6741. I put my bra on one boob at a time. because that's how you get ants. some people are worth melting for. I won't just sit there and watch you die. promote him to garbage boss. first came me and dad said. this sauce is fucking amazing. why is your penis on a dead girl's phone? honeydew is garbage fruit. cool motive, still murder. my cat was right about you. a deer hit me. I like my women how I like my burritos, thick. and salt the earth behind us. Cobb Squad. gay tiki barber. shut up loin fruit.when I eat it is the food that is scared.
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If this is a simulation, whoever is controlling my shit fucking HATES me...
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The CDC recommends that you fall in love with me
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I'm taking care of my almost 16 year old bro for the week and it is so abundantly clear I was not meant to parent anyone....
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I posted this on January 5, 2020 and now Joe has a beard. You're welcome.

Rainn is a fool. Side note: joe should grow a beard...
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Best part of (still) wearing a mask and sunglasses is that no one can tell you're crying while sitting in public 🙃👍🏽
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reblog and put in the tags how old you were the first time you rode on a plane
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every time there’s a new season of a dogshit netflix show everyone tries to pressure you into watching it.. but remember. that is the devil. do not listen to his wickedness
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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”
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