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It seems like Scruffy might be a Juggalo/Hobo cross. Both of those clown breeds enjoy pilfering through rubbish, have indiscriminate diets, and diverse taste in music. But let's break down the differences in these breeds to get a good understanding of what Scruffy's temperament and needs are going to be.

Now, I'm not the most informed on Hobos, so I asked a friend who knows more about them and this is what he said. The Hobo clown in and of its self is a Party/Rodeo hybrid. Although this means that they are tolerant of large groups, they really do prefer solitude. Hobos also can learn quite a few trick that other breeds have, but it is usually not to the degree of specialization of a purebred. Most Hobo clowns are low energy when not in "clowning work" mode, but when that switch flips you can have your hand full. Rodeos and Parties are working clowns, and Hobos have the same instinctive needs, so be sure to provide adequate space and audience or you might find yourself with a handkerchief rope tied around you.

Now, the Juggalo is the breed nearest and dearest to my heart. I'm an avid breeder of these clowns, so my knowledge in this area is less theoretical and far more practical. Juggalos are an unusual hybrid of several different clown breeds, but the most dominant and the thru line is Scary clown. There is some Jester and Mime as well has a large dose of Party.

The Juggalo is an American breed that has been bred to be an all around good urban clown, low maintenance, at easy alone or in crowds, and capable in all climates. It does well as both a service and protection clown due to its community mindedness and defensive tendencies, but only if it's been properly trained and socialized. An undersocialized Juggalo is a danger to others, and more importantly, itself due to it intense protective drive and aggressive posturing. Keep in mind, they are directly decended from Scary clown, so they can be a bit intense when their prey drive kicks in, but nearly all Juggalos prefer prey that is either bigoted or of the extremely economically advantaged, so they rarely, if ever, try hunting on their own, despite a lot of caterwauling on their part.

So, a Hobo/Juggalo hybrid is going to be pretty good for apartment living, if you give it a walk twice a day but make sure that you let Scruffy perform at least 4 times a week in a physical manner. Food is pretty much anything that you can scrounge up, Faygo is a wonderful treat for a Hobo/Juggalo hybrid, they won't need it as a dietary requirement like a purebred Juggalo. Axe body spray should be offered, but I'm not expecting that Scruffy will take to it, Hobos love to be smelly in a different way from Juggalos.

I hope this all helps, please post more pics of your new clown baby!

Hello there Clownblr!!! I need your help URGENTLY-

So a couple of days ago, I was walking home and there’s a skip by where I live. This clown scared me out of my skin, and got a pretty good laugh out of me, and I sat and chatted to it for a bit, knowing it was a stray. It was very friendly, and I let it show me some tricks, but when I left he followed me home.

I told him I couldn’t keep him but he was insistent on coming inside so I reluctantly let him- and I contacted my local no kill shelters but they’re all full, and for obvious reasons I’m not taking him to a kill shelter- I asked my long distance bf if maybe ey could house him, but he has very sensitive purebred clowns (the only reason I know anything about clowns is because of em- I’ve never been all that into them myself) and so can’t house them or give me advice because it only really knows about purebreds and this clown is “clearly a mix of at least 4 different types of clown”??

So, clownblr, this is where I turn to you!

As of right now, Scruffy (he picked the name himself!!) will be staying with me for at least the foreseeable future as he shows great distress at the idea of being re-homed, sheltered, or returned to the skip I found him in. So, I need to know how to take proper care of him- and my boyfriend has told me previously about how different breeds of clown have very distinct needs and traits so I figure the first step is identifying what needs scruffy may be made up of!!!

His personality is,, complex to say the least- he’s very friendly, quite cuddly, and enjoys playing with me legos and sitting on top of my fridge. He knows quite a few tricks like juggling and yoyo, and he’s taken quite a liking to the pogo stick in my back garden- but he also enjoys pranking, and quite a few times now he’s jump-scared me. He’s quite hyperactive, but once he gets tired he gets TIRED and will sleep for a good long while. He’s also gotten into my bin?? A couple of times?? Like physically in there- in my rubbish, sitting in it all happy and smiling-

He enjoys pretty much all types of music I’ve shown him, from circus to lo-fi to heavy metal to pop to country, he jams to all of it, and his diet has been literally everything in my fridge for the past couple days, he hasn’t had an aversion to anything or any particular tastes or textures- which also reminds me he is very sensory seeking, he enjoys noise and soft fabrics. He’s also a very co-dependent clown I think? He’s been following me all around the house ever since he got here and requires a lot of attention and affection but I’m not sure if that might just be a trauma thing?

Anyway, that’s a bit about his personality, and I’ve drawn what he looks like because I don’t want to risk exposing him to cameras while he’s as stressed as he is (I know not all clowns are fond of their photo being taken so I didn’t want to risk it)

This is what he looks like!

As you can see, Scruffy is very colourful, pointy ears and black and white makeup. I'm like 99% sure I got all his details in there. So, clownblr, if you can, please please help me identify the breed(s) of my new clown friend!! And also if anybody has any tips on how I can go about caring for him, please let me know! Many thanks!!

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Truly fine art.

The best kind of shipping is when you take two characters that just fucking hate one another. With a passion. And you go HA GAY and you stick to it and you start treating it seriously like it Is, in fact, That Deep. Meanwhile the actual characters are screaming and begging you to stop.

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brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

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“former emos” this “former emos” that yeah ok some of us have been emo this whole time

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Things to bring back now that mcr is back together:

Wristbands

Hot topic

Writing lyrics on your skin

Customizing your own converse

Cool piercings

Emo fashion

Myspace

Things to not bring back:

Shipping frerard

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Me, 5 months ago: a normal woman, walking into the local pet shop to buy my first fish.

Me, now: a wild-eyed creature, wrestling with a siphon and hose, while tanin stained tankwater soaks my sleeves and pools in my armpits. My fingers are crusted with flourish glue, java moss in my hair. I dream about aquascaping and have nightmares about ammonia. Every now and again fantasies about drinking API Stress Coat enter my head, they are becoming more frequent.

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I feel the serious need to castigate a bitch, but I won't because Sir Terry wouldn't want me to do that. So instead I am going to laugh at her because she missed the entire point of the book/show.

Can’t watch Good Omens for another couple of hours at least but I have started seeing reviews pop up and all of them seem to be by people who hate the fantasy genre and/or think all Pratchett and Gaiman fans are the stereotypical, smug, straight male gatekeeper type nerds

as opposed to what we actually are, which is… very much Not That

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me, as a supervillain: we are not so different, you and I…

hero, struggling against their bonds: That’s not true! I’m nothing like you!

me, rolling out several whiteboards filled with diagrams and charts: No, it’s literary foiling. See? I’ve been very careful about this.

hero: Why? Why are you doing all this?

me, cackling: You fool! For thematic consistency, of course! Now prepare to metaphorically reconcile with your father figure!

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updating your characters backstory to make it less edgy is like dragging them out of a hot topic by the collar of their mcr shirt 

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This man is Chaotic Neutral at it's finest.

this guy created mcafee antivirus and then went completely off the rails. like absolute chaos. he got super rich, moved to Belize, was suspected of murdering his neighbor, fled Belize, had his location accidentally leaked by a Vice journalist who was with him lmfao, was apprehended in Guatemala, faked not one but two heart attacks while in custody to buy time for his lawyer, was deported back to the US, and then ran for president as a libertarian

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mumble’s story is an inherently gay narrative

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

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this ‘grass and trees’ landscape world has been cool, but I think it’s time for some moss and fungi age, some big ass mushrooms overcoming decrepit city sky scrapers, wind filled with fluffy spores, polluted rivers and lakes eaten away by hungry moss, fungi consuming all of creation- plastics, radiation, nuclear waste

erasing our fingerprints and turning the world of movement into something slow, ancient, and immortal

plants and animals have been alright, but it’s time for some punk rock, like fuck photosynthesizing and digestive systems, The Goth Age is upon us, all dead and decomposing lifestyles accepted

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You would not believe your eyes

but Mama we’re all full of lies

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I am a Gemini and that's why I came across your blog.

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.