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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
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"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
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I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best
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Hey guys it’s dj soft fuzzy paws . *tries to dj but my little fuzzy paws can’t hit the buttons*
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
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