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The mussel mommy I’ve been trying to hit up: When I was a youngster this stream had never been dammed before! Am I happy that after 50 years brown trout like you can once again incubate my babies :)

Me [heard “incubate my babies” and got so hard I feel nauseous]: I think I hauve glochidia

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

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do you think tuna fishing boats would hire a malnourished trans woman to jump overboard and fight the tuna with dual knives in single combat

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My Favorite Food Is Here

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i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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Take pride in who you are.

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lol she doesnt even know that the body is a loan or that earth is the true flesh

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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy

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this power outages has me playing with toys and shit

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this thing is like some kind of prince you found on the road and hes on an important mission and like he knows a lot of shit about prophecys and secret stuff but his bodyguards just died in a stupid horse carriage accident so now its your job to help him save the world cus everything wants to kill him and your really strong and rn hes like hey, look to the left theres the tree weve been looking for, and you look to the left and its just a normal tree and your like this just looks like a normal tree, and then he walks up to it slowly and starts peeing on it

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