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sex with my hot puppy wife
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with the way i talk about my wife being gone people think im grieving, nope, shes just not been in my arms for a whole 12 hours
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with the way i talk about my wife being gone people think im grieving, nope, shes just not been in my arms for a whole 12 hours
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first i had to miss my girlfriend when im at work now i have to miss my daughter (a plushie) too??? this relationship stuff hard as fuck man (daughter is a plushie)
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its been about an hour without my wife and i actually wanna crash out already
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happy pride month woo yeah i love gay people i love gay woo yeah woooo yeah pride wooo yeahh wooo
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the moment you realize that you might be slightly obsessed with your romantic partner is scary but kinda cool...
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puppygirl gf who lets down her defenses so much around you that she constantly falls asleep around you...
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"(statement) (name)" "(statement back) (name)"
may be one of the cutest things you can say in a relationship but idk thats just me
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every day thousands of puppygirls are getting their boyfriend ripped away from them because of the evil evil concept called work
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having a foxgirl gf is so cool until she gets too excited with you around and her big fluffy tail starts knocking over all of your ornaments and thingymajigs
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i love when my fucking oven just stops working so i cant eat any food because all the food i had was dinner food thats so cool
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misspelt the word production and accidentally made a new pokemon, welcome to the world produciton, you sound like a steel electric to me
#imissmywife#pokemon#darkhumour#icantspell#tumbl#ifmywifedoesntnotethistumbliwillbereallysadbecauseithoughtthisonewaskindafunnt#igotanAinenglishbtw
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ok let's play 20 questions, I'll go first
Do u like meeee >///////<
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What if beautiful was spelt like beauTITful, lol haha
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