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I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

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This man will never not be a laughing stock and I love him.

THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY !

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WHAT

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

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Fuck golf.

Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood

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This has been in my head for awhile. With Zenyatta being the closest to D.va in age, I like the idea of them being friends.

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FUCK YOU THIS IS 16 YEARS OLD?!

“Hey, have you ever wondered why saying the Zeeky Words causes a nuclear explosion?”

The Demented Cartoon Movie (2001)

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hell yea we sippin the finest wine, wearin the fanciest suits, livin in the biggest houses, fuckin the hottest bitches everythang lil b turn it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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if you write in cursive i hate you

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Concept: a zombie survival game where instead of being a tacked-on way to fight zombies with slightly larger numbers, the level-up mechanics incorporate full on JRPG-style escalation. Like, you start out getting your ass kicked by zombie rats, and at the end you have to fight God. Who is apparently a zombie, because Reasons.

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Need I another reason to love Stamper?

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