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darts slut lester got me thinking about this again

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i hope daniel howell and philip lester have a nice weekend

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darts slut lester

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i fear the phlonde era is almost dead...what on earth will i do now

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i love this strange creature

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Um. So I wasn't here when this happened and I'm really quite sad that I missed what I'm sure was a full blown Tumblr meltdown. So pretty please could we do this again? Thank you♥️

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chronically anxious phannie confession time

some point around 2013-2015 when everyone was essentially doxxing dnp's london apartment address, i had a dream that i saw dan coming out of their front door and speaking to him outside their apartment and i woke up wracked with so much guilt about the fact that i knew their home address that i wrote it down in my journal and wrote about how much of a terrible person i thought i was for dreaming this and genuinely felt like such a terrible creep for years and years and every time i'd think about it i'd feel so much shame that i had to apologise to them in my head a few times and that sums up pretty much how my brain works

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chronically anxious phannie confession time

some point around 2013-2015 when everyone was essentially doxxing dnp's london apartment address, i had a dream that i saw dan coming out of their front door and speaking to him outside their apartment and i woke up wracked with so much guilt about the fact that i knew their home address that i wrote it down in my journal and wrote about how much of a terrible person i thought i was for dreaming this and genuinely felt like such a terrible creep for years and years and every time i'd think about it i'd feel so much shame that i had to apologise to them in my head a few times and that sums up pretty much how my brain works

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the craziest thing about dan and phil is that they actually do love eachother

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autism is so weird like yeah i emotionally regulate by watching two british twinks try to play video games but mostly flirt and argue

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"if i was president i'd make it mandatory to have music playing in bathrooms" i love whatever is wrong with you phil lester

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Ok slight confession slight commentary: I used to think Dan getting into Manchester despite not meeting the requirements was a crazier story until I recently got into UoM for grad school. I found the admit process surprisingly lax? Like they didn’t even ask for my passport number and I flopped the panel interview but it worked out anyway akshajdhs. Maybe the universe just works in mysterious ways for dnp/phannies? Either way I thought that might be an interesting perspective to share

you heard it here folks! all phannies get a free pass into manchester

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i swear to god if we get another video in the uni hoodies i'm jumping out the window

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some things never change

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craziest thing about this video is the reveal that dan and phil have linkedin

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