bleachblondephil

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this is the realest thing! every love song in this album is actually about them <3 every single one <3

i remember everywhere we've ever been and when

i remember thinking you were pretty when we met

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phil go check on dan he might of fainted and punched a lamp again

[bleachblondephil]

So, like, promo pics incoming, right? Phlonde 1 was right before tit promo. What kind of photoshoot is happening next?

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*Viscerally smiling at you and googling at yyou with my blue orbs *

PHLONDE PHLIL??????? MORE LIKE REBRAND INCOMING AMIRITE what are your predictions tell me now🫵😀

my god who KNOWS!!!!!! i feel like something's definitely coming!!! dan's evil laugh at the end of their last video!!!! fresh phlonde!!!!! what are they plotting!!!!!!!!!

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phil what do you need fresh phlonde for??? hey...hey phil I'm talking to you, what do you-

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big day for tumblr user bleachblondephil

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hehehe i loved having that lil funny asks session on my journey it warmed my heart!! i love a silly little ask <3

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THIS IS BLEACHBLONDEPHIL REPORTING FOR DUTY THE PHLONDE IS BACK I REPEAT THE PHLONDE IS BACK

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Which old video would u like for dnp to react next? >:]

i'm screaming sobbing throwing up for them to react to day in the life london and festive edition :')

i actually think that would cure something deep within my soul <3

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Hey ☺️ so I came to your page after u asked for entertainment and I was like oh ill just say hi! ☺️right and then I look on your page right. And I see that fucking edit. And I get choked up and basically iw anted to ask whag the fuck isywronf with you.: HELLOOO THIS IS LIKE TAPING A PICTURE OF A REALLY SAD DOG TO YOUR FRONT DOOR I WAS CAUGHT SO OFF GUARD💔💔💔💔 all this to say the edit is really nice and very veru cute and I also hate you and youre my enemy now ohmfgyyyshsgsgdh

omggggg i apologise for the tears!!

but that was my evil intention with that edit😈 i am evil with my edit choices sometimes because i love a good tear jerking love song :')

we are now enemies and best friends all in one hehehe <3 <3

[bleachblondephil]

Don't have anything interesting to say, just wanted to wish you a nice travel! ✨

thank u so much !!<3

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Hello there!

What is your favourite game, if you play video games? :)

If not thennnnnn board game

hey there!!

i will play absolutely every and any pokémon that comes out no matter what,

other than that i have so so spent many hours on stardew valley i adore it, it's probably the most soul-warming game i've ever played <3

as for board games idk if it counts but I am a master at scrabble :)

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Saying hiii fellow phannie!! Which series would you like for dnp to continue?

hey fellow phannie!!!

stupid one but i am so deadly serious when i say i'd give my left kidney for them to play trombone champ again

no video can actually bring me to tears laughing like that one i have no idea why it's just the chaos

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Hope you're having a nice car ride! My question is: Do you have any weird/uncommon dnp theories that you think/hope are true?

- @themotherfucking-bagging-area

thank u!!

there's a few but my favourite harmless fun one, i wouldn't say it's unpopular but I'm 100% a dan being philslion truther <3 i think it's genuinely so funny and quite sweet also the dedication to the lie is actually hilarious

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phannies! i need some entertainment for a long car ride!

if u wanna send me some funny/silly/weird asks go ahead! or just say hey <3

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Dan and Phil magazine cover design! 💿📺🌀✨

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what do you mean skips is doing phil’s hand thing and he’s emo so you have to date him. what do you mean by that dan