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donc là vous me dites que non seulement y’a pas une categorie de fandom pour Videoclub/Adèle Castillon/Mattyeux (pardon je sais que shipper des vrais gens c cringe mais je veux juste ecrire des essais sur leur musique) mais qu’en plus je vais devoir creer le rareship Gerard Jugnot/Jean Rochefort (dans leurs persos du film Tandem)?? c trop. c trop niveau responsabilité là.

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

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My brother in law recently became a veterinarian and it has really driven the point home as to how fucking bonkers veterinary medicine is. We don't expect human physicians to really know much outside of their own specialty - a dentist, an otolaryngologist, and a maxillofacial surgeon are three totally different dudes. Meanwhile a veterinarian at a wildlife rehab center is doing orthopedic surgery on a hawk and then doing rounds on baby hedgehogs in the hedgehog NICU and administering antibiotics to a ratsnake. And he also knows how to perform surgical interventions on a cow! What the fuck! Those are all totally, wildly different kinds of animal!!

Shout out to veterinarians, they know Too Much.

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DING DONG !!!!!!!!!!!

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A CONNU PIRE MARDI Y A DES NEWS QUI RENDENT LE SMIIIIILE PUTAING

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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d'abord kv2 puis maintenant lepen mort nan décidément 2025 va être une super année

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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Moi dès que je check mon portable : il est mort le vieux?

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- Left-wing deputies of the newly formed French parliament refusing to shake hand with the member of the far-right tasked with guarding the ballot

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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

Before 1990: //////

1990:////

1991://////

1992:////////////

1993://///////////////

1994:////////////////////

1995: //////////////////////////////////////

1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1999: ///////////////////

2000: //

After 2000: /

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