𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚁𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝙸𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.
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sometimes a second chance is just another chance to get it wrong.
you’ll hear me bassooner or later.
i’m going to stop you before you accidentally say I’m not sexy.
please stop me.
the sharing of stories is kind of transactional.
isn’t it insulting to flirt now?
seventy’s the new forty.
suddenly it’s rude to tell a secretary she looks nice in a pair of slacks.
who the hell knows?
no. to that whole sentence.
rock icon sting is a dog-poisoning murderer.
he’s like the next OJ. a hot, buddhist OJ.
embrace the mess. that’s where the good stuff lives.
this is exactly like die hard!
no one wants a murder podcast about real estate!
even the elevator wanted that story to end.
a cat never really leaves you, because they transmit parasites.
i loved our shows.
it’s setting money on fire i don’t care for.
oh, you’re the other one. got it.
those are our proverbial onions, raw and peeled.
and yours? care to peel for us?
sometimes it’s easier to figure out someone else’s secret than it is to deal with your own.
it’s so hot in here. do we have to do this in a closet?
i mean, a murderer probably lives in the building.
i guess old white guys are only afraid of colon cancer and societal change.
i’ve fallen in love with so many dead people.
do you appeal to anybody?
you are scoring a murder mystery, not DJing a hobbit’s wedding.
yeah, you look pretty poor.
i’m totally migraining, you guys meet the sea witch without me.
so go on ahead and enjoy your cute little lives.
i literally pass him in the elevator once a month, just so you know.
new yorkers have a special way of communicating.
true crime num-nuts.
i don’t tip. i think it’s elitist. i send out autographed photos instead.
i’m gonna fucking find out.
calls bother them for some reason.
i think our list of suspects just got longer.
i will burn it and snort the ashes like it’s 1982.
can i just stream it later and spare myself?
i can’t tell if you’re acting or not.
oh, believe me, when he’s acting, you can tell.
who educated you?
i want you to be less mean.
no one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions.
oh my god, there’s food.
really? do you not see this coat?
i have this recurring dream. i’m in bed. i wake up and there’s a man standing over me.
what the fuck is in [optional:name]’s mouth?
so, i kick him right in the nuts.
i grab my knitting needle and i take him down to the bone with that thing.
sometimes, when i can’t sleep, i imagine brutally murdering that dude.
i’m out like a light. works everytime.
it’s not what you think!
oh, you fancy.
new york can be a fucking lot.
all the eyes on you. all the time.
hey baby, where you goin’ so tough?
two thousand women report assaults here every year.
it’s a place that makes you binge watch dateline to find out on to not end up on dateline.
it was the most constant refrain from my childhood.
the fuck?
look, nobody liked him.
can we all just be grateful that he’s gone?
let’s see if [optional:name]’s free. i’ll call her.
should i text?
say something nice and move on.
Does anybody have anything they would like to share about [optional:name]?
oh! how did you get here?
it was open.
i don’t lock my door. never have.
the motherfucking garbage bag!
why would he get on the elevator with that?
there’s a chute on every floor.
what was in there?
we all had the same thought?
ah. different thought.
we should do our own podcast.
i’m not dying. it’s anxiety.
is it cancer?
i just need to know how invested i should get in you.
you don’t adopt a twenty year old dog.
it happens sometimes when i talk to people.
i have it managed.
i just don’t talk to people.
what do you share?
i just.. i just find dating exhausting.
if it works out, scary. and if it doesn’t work out, scary.
i just want to go home and plant my face into a pillow.
sounds like an afternoon.
do i want to break into a dead guy’s apartment and go through all his shit?
it’s the first time i’ve ever been alone in like .. ever.
i tend to make packs where ever i go.
what happened?
i shared. i got a second date.
i need to sleep for a month!
it’s about a jealous stalker and surveillance.
it actually seems like it was written by .. a killer.
right. you should wait. plenty of time.
are you kidding me?
every breath you take is no love song.
well, at the end of the first act, there was the amazing number.
i can still hear the sound of them all hitting the floor.
chorus boys tend to stick together.
there is no bigger flop than my show.
we got bad reviews before we even opened.
what the fuck! oh my god!
what the shit was that?
we just wanted to see how you were holding up.
i wish i were dead.
now’s not a good time, so.
any comments?
we’re gonna go down there and look around for clues. wanna come?
you liked it, right?
is that what my face is saying?
this doesn’t make sense.
where do we start?
i got in the elevator with these two weirdos.
approximately twelve minutes from now, i will be murdered.
apparently one of you jerk offs did it.
i can’t stop thinking about this.
we should do our own true crime podcast.
right now the only thing that matters is there’s a killer on the loose.
oh, that is a very good line.
i think we’re onto something big here.
why are they all selfies?
so i don’t draw suspicion.
i’m gonna pass out!
get the who, the why and the why now.
get the what and the what?
see, why would you say what? i never said what. there’s no what.
shit just got super real.
get out of the building now.
keep your eyes peeled!
anything could be a clue.
do you consent to being recorded?
i like the emotion. keep that.
the crying is covering the dialogue.
are you associated with the deceased?
just in passing. not his passing. just when we pass by.
we find the right connection and all this cracks open.
i can’t tell if i want it to be nothing or i want it to be something.
turns out the ones you think you know best, might be the ones you know least.
every true crime story is actually true for someone.
yes, and this is just occurring to you?
i think we should just hit him with the charmer.
is it on now?
i’ll take the lead on this.
well i can turn on the charm.
why did this happen to you?
i want to solve this murder so catch me up.
i know. it’s weird.
seems like everyone in the building loved her.
they both died the same day.
really? what did you hear just exactly?
i shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.
something about a missing ring?
why would you say it like that?
i wouldn’t put it like that.
what did you do?
what is wrong with you?
you’re taking too long.
i faint at the sight of blood.
you know, there’s a cat in your freezer.
you’re right. we should be more respectful.
what episode is this from?
i saw that bullshit on youtube this morning.
i’m so lost here. can someone please fill me in.
i literally feel myself aging when i listen to you.
how do you not know anyone.
you know what, i think you should stay upstairs.
we should just promise not to lie and trust each other. i can do that.
filming something today?
i’m not wearing make up.
i was just coming up to get you.
i have a way in.
those were made up mysteries.
maybe you’re right. maybe going at it alone is better.
hi. i’m not sure why i’m doing this.
i hate new years eve. it means winter break is over.
you’re a goddamn asshole! what the fuck was that?
i saw someone.
in case i’m next.
the secrets are the fun part.
who’s telling the truth? who’s lying?
you don’t have to sign your texts. i know it’s you.
what kind of person leaves their window open and then gets mad at a cat for wondering in?
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HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE SENTENCE STARTERS : quotes taken from the 1986 novel ‘howl’s moving castle’ by diana wynne jones.
“i think we ought to live happily ever after.”
“i hope your bacon burns.”
“you must admit i have a right to live in a pigsty if i want.”
“yes, you are nosy. you’re dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean.”
“control yourself.”
“i’m going up to my room now, where i may die.”
“if i give you a hint and tell you it’s a hint it will be information.”
“you’ll exploit me.”
“i’m dying of boredom. — or maybe just dying.”
“i’m dying of boredom.”
“go to bed, you fool. you’re drunk.”
“i assure you, my friends, i am cone sold stober.”
“typical! i break my neck trying to get here, and i find you peacefully tidying up!”
“you have no right to walk into people’s castles and take their guitars.”
“it is quite a risk to spank a witch/wizard for getting hysterical about their hair.”
“a heart’s a heavy burden.”
“my shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.”
“why did you pretend to run away?”
“i’m a coward. only way i can do something this frightening is to tell myself i’m not doing it.”
“i’ve got a hangover.”
“no, you hit your head on the floor.”
“he’s fickle, careless, selfish and hysterical. half the time i think he doesn’t care what happens to anyone as long as he’s alright.”
“is that all you can do in the face of tragedy?”
“is that all you can do in the face of tragedy? make toast!”
“they said 'over my dead body!’ so i took them at their word.”
“things are going round and round in my head — or maybe my head is going round and round in things.”
“a fickle heart is the only constant in this world.”
“help me, someone! i’m dying from neglect up here.”
“interesting things did seem to happen, but always to somebody else.”
“i must apologize for trying to bite you so often.”
“she was remorseless, but she lacked method.”
“you are a terror, aren’t you?”
“now i’ve got something i want to protect. it’s you.”
“tantrums are seldom about the thing they appear to be about.”
“some of your are pretending to notice me at last.”
“doors are very powerful things. things are different on either side of them.”
“apply your fiendish mind to the matter. or even think, if you know how.”
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spicy enemies to lovers prompts
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“ is that an actual gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? “ “ neither. “
“ or maybe, i'm trying to create a distraction... “
“ you need a distraction. “ “ i need a release. “
“ if you don't touch me, i think i might die. “ “ seems like a win to me. “
“ don't be a tease... “ “ for you my love... “
“ your touch alone... “
“ listen, it's okay if -- “ “ stop talking. “
“ don't speak, or this will be over sooner than it began. “
“ bend over. “ “ why, is the sight of my face really that repulse? “ “ it's for your own good. trust me. “
“ you know... considering how you treated me tonight... you could kill me right here and now, and i wouldn't even try to fight back. “
“ don't be such a grump. “
“ i find you so unbelievable attractive i can barely
“ i won't stop before you're on your knees, begging for my touch... “
“ you're going to kill me, aren't you? “
“ do you want death? “ “ i want to [screw] you. “ “ same thing. “
“ you're incredible. holy fuck... “
“ touch me. “ “ beg for it. “
“ come inside. “ “ the house, or you? “
“ you're really going to leave me here, naked and tied up? “ “ if i don't hear the sound of you screaming my name in the next ten minutes, i'll come to shoot you in the head myself. “
“ [screw] me like you mean it. “
“ there's tension, and i would like to release it. “
“ you know, if you want to see me naked, you can just ask. “ “ okay. take of your clothes. “ [long pause] “ wait, are you serious right now? “ “ dead. “
“ i hate you so fucking much. “ “ then show it. annihilate me. “
“ you hate me, huh? because your body's quite responsive to my touch. “
“ are you sure you want to do this? because, you know... “
“ the way you're touching me... “ “ quite good for the soul, ey? “
“ you're about as useful in bed as you are in battle. “
“ my love, walk away while you still can. “
“ don't remove your hand... “ “ but love... the chase is so much more fun. “
“ i'm warning you now, love. you won't be able to walk away. “
“ you're quite cocky. “ “ and you love it. “
“ you'll see me in any man you touch, and when his fingers trace your body, you'll close your eyes, wishing it was me... “
“ get on your knees and let me treat you. “
“ let's play nice for one night, ey? “
“ there's not a lot i would do for you. expect maybe, get down on your knees. “
“ get on your knees and show me what you're capable of. “
“ just shut the fuck up and kiss me. “
“ get up. “ “ but... “ “ get up. “
“ you're not leaving. “ “ i'm sorry? “ “ you're not leaving. ever again. “
“ i need you. now. “ “ can't get enough of me, ey? “
“ you'll look for me in any man that you see... and you'll hate yourself for it. “
“ do you touch yourself at night, thinking of me? “
“ hate-sex is quite good for the soul. “
“ you know... when you touch me like that... i forget
“ don't flatter yourself. you're simply nothing more than a means to an end. “
“ with your mouth on mine, there's less bullshit coming out of it. “
“ get me off. “
“ don't be selfish. “
“ i'm not a bargain ship. “
“ get on your fucking knees. “
“ don't fucking speak. “
“ your kisses are so much better than i ever could have imagined... “
“ if you as much as even think about coming before i do, i'll slit your fucking throat. “
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