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gegg but edited in the style of shitty horror top 10s

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'The Trial Of Juanaflippa (899 words) by bleistiftspitzer Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: qsmp Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle/Osvaldo Palacio Flores | ElMariana Characters: Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Jaiden Animations, Osvaldo Palacio Flores | ElMariana Additional Tags: rewrite of the court case, Dramatic, goopy goopy boy, slimy gunky guy, dead uanaflippa, will they fix their marriage?, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Cheating Summary: A rewrite of the Juanaflippa trial with more drama and husbands. ---------------------- “Mi amor…” He pleaded, reaching out his devilish arms to drag him to hell and the boundless fires accompanied, the infernal bond they called marriage. The old ball and chain. ---------------------

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yeah me and my baby girl are doing fucking great mentally.

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Gay

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all the qsmp eggs are amaq [assigned male at quackity (interaction)]

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This is my real and canon egg daughter . her name is Clementine Balls-Tubbo-Lodo Simons .

instead of having WIMPY LITTLE STICK LEGS like everyone elses' loser child , she has HUGE BUFF ARMS that break out of the egg to carry herself around . her favorite hobbies are murder , arson, larceny , and eating ant hills until she gets full and needs a big nap .

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@utahlive Wilbur

The dream to run away and become unknown again

Old gas station-Raymond Logan/looking for Alaska-john green/silhouette of a creature in the shadows-yahdell/gayarsonist/north of arches-Erin Hanson/r.i.d/utahlive/fuck it I love you-Lana Del Rey

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this is kinda how i imagine juanaflippa tbh shes so pippi coded, all iterations

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idk

[id: 2 line sketches of quackity and wilbur soot, with their dsmp characters talking to their qsmp characters. the first one is of dsmp!quackity standing behind his counterpart, saying “he took everything from you. and you’re going to make him pay.” qsmp!quackity looks distraught, with tears in his eyes and his arms wrapped around himself, but he also looks angry. the second drawing is of qsmp!wilbur, sitting with his daughter in his lap. he’s looking up and saying “i’m here now, and i’m not heaving. i won’t fail her.” dsmp!wilbur is looking down on him, saying “for your sake, i hope so.” end id]

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Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

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EL BACKFLIPO

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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If I had a nickel for everytime a character on a minecraft RP server ended up in exile on a beach after a mistake I'd have two nickels which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

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the funny thing about q!wilbur only having one stream means he's still silly. like everyone else has Fought and Mourned But q!wilbur is still silly and now has to be reintroduced into society

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Rest in piece the best eggs… there are two tilíns because I drew the first one before Juanaflippa died

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i love how the qsmp just has so many people on creative mode and lets them have guns like Its so funny like argument? here's my gun. sometimes the devil will make you build him houses and do water bucket clutches. yes the kids have guns Don't worry about it