blessedbyaphoenix

[blessedbyaphoenix]

 i did not ask for the life that i was given,                               but it was given none the less.                 & with it,           i did my best.

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«✰» ~ "My name isn't Emily! It's Emile! Eh-meal!"

The outburst wasn't intentional. He meant to say it calmly, but then some part of him just burst into a firey rage.

"Sorry. I shouldn't have yelled."

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«✰» ~ "I've seen a talking dog. Animals that speak are nothing new."

If only the teen knew of the mythical beings Emile had seen. Stuff like unicorns and dragons, the works. But even someone that knew a vocal primate wouldn't believe that he'd actually dove straight into freezing winter waters to fight a kraken.

"And I'm Emile! Nice to meet you, Rex."

«✰» ~ “Heh, I’m not. I’ve just seen some really bizarre things that you’ll call me crazy for if I said that they exist.”

Emile chuckled and rolled his eyes at the mention of the prank. It sounded a lot more devious than the time he shot Jon with a toy crossbow as the Canadian was exiting the bathroom.

"No problem. It’s the least I could do."

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«✰» ~ "Heh, I'm not. I've just seen some really bizarre things that you'll call me crazy for if I said that they exist."

Emile chuckled and rolled his eyes at the mention of the prank. It sounded a lot more devious than the time he shot Jon with a toy crossbow as the Canadian was exiting the bathroom.

"No problem. It's the least I could do."

blessedbyaphoenix started following you

"Help me get out from this, wouldja? The next time I see that monkey, I swear I’m gonna—”

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«✰» ~ "Easy now. Negative thoughts only attract evil things. That doesn't make sense without context."

Emile shrugged and pulled the object off of the teen.

"There ya go!"

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"Help me get out from this, wouldja? The next time I see that monkey, I swear I’m gonna—”

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«✰» ~ "It's an imp, actually. Like, a tiny devil. And I didn't. It just decided it would be funny to steal my stuff."

Emile sighed. A mythical creature? Yeah right, like anyone would believe that, even if the guy he was talking to didn't exactly seem normal.

«✰» ~ “I- What?”

Emile was slightly confused by the spandex-clad man in front of him. All he had done was run after an imp that had snatched his 3DS from him. Looks like he had entered an area where he wasn’t supposed to be in.

"Say, have you seen a small, reddish creature about two feet tall with a pointy tail, tiny horns, and a 3DS?"

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«✰» ~ "I- What?"

Emile was slightly confused by the spandex-clad man in front of him. All he had done was run after an imp that had snatched his 3DS from him. Looks like he had entered an area where he wasn't supposed to be in.

"Say, have you seen a small, reddish creature about two feet tall with a pointy tail, tiny horns, and a 3DS?"

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{Oh crap, a stranger that’s as tall as him…}

{Show no fear. Stand tall. Over-compensate… All things running through his mind and his muscles, following the random thoughts.}

"How’d you find my warehouse?"

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«✰» ~ "Uh..."

"Maybe start with explaining how you're hanging upside-down and not getting dizzy?"

"Hey there citizen! What can this webheaded hero do for you?"

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«✰» ~ "Tasteless? Pikmin is awesome!"

"And you sound like you can't be over 18. Don't you know to respect your elders?"

旦

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"Hey look it’s!…Who are you?"

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«✰» ~ "Catsuit. Meaning it's a skin-tight suit. I noticed the spider symbol and webbing. Lemme guess, Dweevil-Boy?"

旦

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"Hey look it’s!…Who are you?"

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«✰» ~ Okay, there might be something biologically wrong with Emile to explain all the crazy things that he can do and what have happened to him, but that was just pushing more berserk buttons than mentioning the name 'Steve'.

"I am not an it!"

Emile's eyes changed from a chocolate brown to the color of flames and he glared at the monster.

"And that wasn't a compliment, freak."

旦

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Fresh Meat.

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«✰» ~ "My name's Emile. Hey, are you a superhero? It's the only logical explanation for your catsuit there."

旦

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"Hey look it’s!…Who are you?"

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«✰» ~ "You say that like you're gonna eat me... whatever it is that you are. Seriously, you look like those evil blood worms from Princess Monoke!"

旦

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Fresh Meat.