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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.

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Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

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AUGH IT'S DONE!!! All the ghost types so far! (plus some closeups)

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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sharing this beautiful piece from my twt because i feel like this deserves at least like 5 likes okay

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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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Just smoked some shit that lets me step in the same river twice

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The best They Might Be Giants joke ever is in Terry Pratchett's "Soul Music," which features a band called We're Certainly Dwarfs.