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Me: I can fix her

Someone: girl she is a psycho murderer

Me: oh you thought i meant mentally? Heheheh no! *walks off with mad science equipment*

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In kingdom hearts, spells have tiers that’re named like “fire, Fira, fiagra”, or “blizzard, blizzara, blizzaga”

This information has led me to the conclusion that “viagra” implies the existence of “via” and “viara”

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a little buzzed and im MAD because im thinking about how cute That Character is

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Audience with Royalty

It seems that the King will see one of his finest subjects now. Commissioned by Pickanmixes on Bluesky Alt-Text: King K Rool standing over a Mixes, whose stuck on the ground from their sheer fat, leaning his belly onto Mixes’.

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had the idea of a really shitty roommate that eats your food constantly and is just kind of a meangirl instragram model (is very bad at it and is constantly broke)

She is not a good person.

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I now have teardown…

The kobold ruins absolutely EVERYTHING, sometimes on purpose

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Sorry I can’t talk right now I’ve been consumed by the rain world brainrot

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Big stompy dragon !

For DragonInAScarf

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I am become fitness

Destroyer of worlds

*crushes your bones by squatting in an overtly hostile manner*

Context: I got ring fit for Christmas and today I beat 3 levels and a minigame

Man this hurts but like

Beef

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Headcanon: the minerals mined by the DRG dwarves help the Helldivers war effort

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and can you stop breaking my doorframe smh

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Man, I love just being unapologetically MYSELF

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*has beaten shadow generations and is now squealing excitedly, but like, VERY VERY loudly*

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Samurai.

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Regarding Sonic’s creator:

It’s ok, we all have daddy issues

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Fun Imlielt fact:

Slimes are one of immy’s favorite foods! This has been true for pretty much as long as I’ve had a fursona

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*plays Helldivers 2*

*hears “ministry of expansion”*

*neuron activation*