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2 1/2 Kowalskis is 5ft if Kowalski is 2ft

so uh, let’s talk about something

how tall would you say Alice is? Google says an average woman’s height is 5′4″… 

but for what i’m wanting to talk about, we’re going to need pictures.

here we can see Rico comes to just below her knee, and Kowalski is right at it.

let’s just stack a couple of Kowalskis beside her…  (sorry for the poor quality, and yes i know Alice is slightly bent over, but we can straighten her out in our heads)

and that makes her roughly…2 ½ Kowalskis tall. 

So if she’s like 2 ½ Kowalskis tall….

THEN HOW TALL IS THIS FREAK OF NATURE

IS HE AS TALL AS ALICE

THAT’S TERRIFYING

A FREAKING RAT THE SIZE OF A GROWN WOMAN

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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is the pukicho on twitter you

@pukicho on twitter is me. we are the same guy

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

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Sometimes, I think my heart wants out

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

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Would an infinite heat sink feel cold?

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I HAVE AN ERGENENT QUESTION

Where can a buy a frozen mango margarita to go?

I need to know by Friday Dec. 9th, 2022

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This Facebook ad put the close button in Croatian to trick people into clicking visit site.

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WHAT THE HECK DO THEY MEAN BY AUTHENTIC PATIENTS ONLY?!?

Books are annoying and I don't want to bother getting more bras!

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What creature?

Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature

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Mosquitoes

Hello! I have been wondering... do you have a least favourite creature? One that, if life were a comic book, would be your arch-nemesis.

Elon Musk

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I found it in the wild

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

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Numel broke my game!

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If you join or return to Pokémon GO using my referral code DCQKKR9CJ, you’ll instantly get 100 Poké Balls, be able to earn special bonus items, and more. https://pokemongolive.com/refer?code=DCQKKR9CJ&source=INVITE_PAGE

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I was the one that made the frogs gay, I’m sorry I let it get this far.

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???