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((Ooc: Lol bye Y’all))

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…It’s a fucking cake. I’ve eaten horse-shaped foods all the time. That’s the point. It’ll look cool!

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

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Should’ve added more horses but at least it tastes good.

((Ooc: That looks amazing, man.

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

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SHE WHAT?!

Oh why am I not fucking surprised she hasn’t changed? She did the same thing with Moxxie too. Shit, is Angel ok? Want me to help?

Oh and cool. It’s not black tie, is it? I haven’t cleaned the blood off my suits yet.

Heads up, Verosika is awake now. And don’t you worry, I plan on killing that disgusting piece of shit succubus.

What the fuck? Why?

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Heads up, Verosika is awake now. And don’t you worry, I plan on killing that disgusting piece of shit succubus.

What the fuck? Why?

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How dare you try and go into this alone Blitz!

I know you ain't perfect but we are a team and I'm letting my best face this kinda threat alone.

-selfaware!Millie 🪓

GAH! FUCK! MILLIE!

Look, Millie, I’m sorry but I just didn’t want you guys to get hurt. Stolas has always been my problem so it just seemed right to take him out myself. Besides, Loona’s an adult now AND you and Moxxie have a kid on the way too! I just couldn’t risk your futures over my petty bullshit! I even left the crystal behind so you can work without me. You guys are the backbone of I.M.P. It’s not gonna die off while I’m gone aside from a few paperwork.

Please, Mille. Don’t make this any harder than it needs to be. I’m already too deep in this hole to crawl out of it now.

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Bee is bringing some angelic weapons but I suppose you’re not well enough to shoot some fuckers heads off. Just supporting us and sending extra hands should be fine since we got a sin helping us out.

We’ll bring Stolas down, Angel. I promise. And if I have to lose a horn or two, so fucking be it.

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

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Now you’re speaking my language!

If you got some human holy weapons, make sure to use them. And don’t die. I have no idea where you’ll be going if you croak here.

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

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FUCK YEAH! LETS FRY UP THIS BIRD BITCH!

Hey Blitz, got word you're going to deal with the twig bird with the help of Dhorks, mind if I tag along? I've got some words for him!

At this point, I’ll take all the help I can get. I’ll DM you the location and meet up in Pride. We’re gonna fuck this motherfucker up.

You got any angelic weapons too? I need all the fire power I need if I’m gonna kill that bird freak

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HEAD OVER TO PRIDE! I JUST SENT YOU MY LOCATION!

Also the sin of gluttony is coming. Dont melt your brains there. So HURRY THE FUCK UP

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

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Hey Blitz, got word you're going to deal with the twig bird with the help of Dhorks, mind if I tag along? I've got some words for him!

At this point, I’ll take all the help I can get. I’ll DM you the location and meet up in Pride. We’re gonna fuck this motherfucker up.

You got any angelic weapons too? I need all the fire power I need if I’m gonna kill that bird freak

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Fuck it. Imma just DM the location and hope they find me as I head over. I can’t wait any longer.

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

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I know. I just need them to meet up with me.

Or I meet up with them idfk. I don’t care at this point.

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

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I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

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DONT YOU FUCKING CALL ME THAT, YOU FEATHERED ASSHOLE! I CANT BELIEVE I DOUBTED MYSELF INTO THINKING YOU WERE EVER ANY DIFFERENT FROM THOSE OTHER ROYAL FUCKS THAT TREAT US IMPS LIKE SHIT!!

WELL, GUESS WHAT? IM NOT YOUR LITTLE TOY ANYMORE! I’M MY OWN IMP NOW! AND IM COMING AFTER YOU! SO COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS!!

It's fun to parade around small little weak playthings and use them to see fit, casting little love spells and even... *gasp* making them fall in love with me. Only a fool would ever believe I cared for people.

Not even her or her overlord husband, she's just something special. Angels go for a lot in Hell and I'd be willing to ship her off to some random person in a random ring who would PAY big money for her.

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YOU!

YOU DID THIS TO ME!

I SWEAR TO FUCK WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU’RE DONE! YOU HEAR ME?! DONE!!

I WASTED MY LIFE ON YOU AND YOU’RE GONNA PAY WITH YOURS!! I WONT LET YOU KEEP MANIPULATING PEOPLE LIKE YOU DID WITH ME! I FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU!

It's fun to parade around small little weak playthings and use them to see fit, casting little love spells and even... *gasp* making them fall in love with me. Only a fool would ever believe I cared for people.

Not even her or her overlord husband, she's just something special. Angels go for a lot in Hell and I'd be willing to ship her off to some random person in a random ring who would PAY big money for her.

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I can’t fucking take this. Even with the spell on my head, I know that charm is still there. I just wanna claw it off and let it bleed out because at least it would be unrecognizable.

That pompous rich asshole…I’m gonna kill him