#blitzocriticizes

[blitzocriticizes]

Ugh…FUCK!

Stolas just scared the shit out of me.

I felt like I was gonna vomit from this stupid ass headache and when I headed into the bathroom he was RIGHT THERE!

How did I forget he was living with me? And why does it feel so…wrong? I fucking let him live here! He saved my life! I’m supposed to be happy to see him, right?

Satan, what is wrong with me?

I didn’t realize I kicked him out and locked myself in until I heard him yelling and knocking on the door. I can’t fucking think straight. I really hope Loonie doesn’t need the bathroom for a few hours.

[blitzocriticizes]

WHAT?!

OH HELL NO! YOU CANT FUCKING MAKE ME GO ON TRIAL AGAIN! HASN’T STOLAS BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH?! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM HIM?!

…Unholy fuck, did I just type that? Ew.

A-Anyways, I have work tmrw ((ooc: until 2pm EST)) so what do you need me for, your highness? Stolas already paid your stupid price.

Update, Val has been discreetly disposed of, he's no longer living although Vox was found to have been severely confused we took him into custody.

As you're all aware, we've been having issues for awhile and this led into Val's immediate death was of great success, @soberedupcatcritises, @stellacriticizes and @mammoncritical had done an amazing job, Asmodeus is still looking for Nyx and I hope she is found on time.

While this had been ongoing, I returned home to my family, Cain was glad to see me, and so was Jez. But there's something I will do, is open the case back up involving Stolas, there's been some alarming things all over the dashboard recently involving sexual abuse and by looking into the "critical tags" I have seen some VERY disgusting things once more. So @blitzocriticizes, @stellacriticizes and @0ctaviacr1ticizes you are all to be in court tomorrow afternoon at exactly 1PM EST (whereever that translates into your time zone) because I feel like Stolas has a lot to answer for.

The reasons why Stolas' family is involved is because they have testimonies and the like, so be there or else.

Again thanks to @stellacriticizes, @soberedupcatcritises and @mammoncritical for their help, we will continue to Make Hell Prosper Again.

[helluvahazbinselfawareauupdates]

Current Happenings in the SelfAware Blogs AU Community (1/30/25)

We start off the day with @valcriticizes coming to start bullshit drama. This of course caught the attention of @soberedupcatcritises who proceeded to complain about it.

@moxxiecriticizes is made aware of a break in. This leads to @valcriticizes getting outted.

@valcriticizes starts BS and gets targeted by, you guessed it @soberedupcatcritises, @angelcriticizes, @mammoncritical, @satancriticizes and @stellacriticizes pulls up to the vee tower.

@lamentedwaters2 revealed their name as Ewan (Ewan? Hardly know ER.)

@satancriticizes ended up with @soberedupcatcritises, @mammoncritical and @stellacriticizes killing @valcriticizes

@valcriticizes is dead af (yay!)

@voxcritices is taken into custody by @satancriticizes

Speaking of @satancriticizes, theres going to be another trial hosted this time putting Stolas on the stand, @blitzocriticizes, @stellacriticizes and @0ctaviacr1ticizes will be taking the stand.

@nyxcriticizes is still nowhere around.

@duskcriticizes is safer and has a arm thanks to @fizzcriticizes.

Notable Arcs

@valcriticizes went through several arcs and is now dead.

@blitzocriticizes exited his awakening arc and entered his Breaking Free ARC.

@mammoncritical exited his Rebuilding ARC and Holdin out for a Hero ARC.

@soberedupcatcritises entered his search arc and exited to enter his assault on vee tower arc.

Want to Join? Check out these important information!

[buttoned-honey-critical]

﹒⌗﹒"Nor the bed in the stable

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤNor your stable words" ⸝⸝

⌗ ┆NAME ~ button ノ honey

⌗ ┆AGE ~ 9 - 10

⌗ ┆VOICE CLAIM ~ 1. 2. 3.

⌗ ┆HOBBIES ↓

monkey bars

drawing

napping

swimming

⌗ ┆LIKES ↓

cheese and jam

marmite

water

pools

the beach

bbqs

meat

his momma :3

⌗ ┆DISLIKES ↓

thunder

loud sounds

jellyfish

big birds

pelicans

@mammoncritical

@zestialcriticizes

@loonacriticizes

@blitzocriticizes

@stellacriticizes

@pringles-the-butler

@fizzcriticizes

@angelcritizes

@0ctaviacr1ticizes

@pentiouscriticizes

@moxxiecriticizes

@voxcriticizes

@tilla-critical

@godcriticizes

@claracriticizes

@saintmichaelcriticizes

@seraphinacriticizes

@nyxcriticizes

@jezebelcriticizes

@soberedupcatcritises

@aphcriticizes

@duskcriticizes

[blitzocriticizes]

WHO TF WAS GONNA TELL ME STOLAS ESCAPED PRISON?! I WAS BUSY KILLING TEENAGERS!!

[voxtechofficial404]

Vox's TV Broadcast

Welcome to VoxCriticizes! Another blog ran by @pleasantspark!

NOTE: VOX WILL HAVE AN EXTENDED BREAK AND COME BACK WHENEVER.

Information regarding Vox

Vox is the defacto villain of the AU.

Vox is more threatening in this AU then canon.

While Vox is depicted as a racist, rape apologist, transphobic and overall POS, so if any slurs are said it's because the person behind the account can reclaim them.

Vox was in a relationship with Nyx and Mammon.

Vox is dating Val.

Disregard anything previous, Vox learned to play nice with everyone, after it was revealed how much trauma he went through.

Vox is Trans Male.

Rules for Interacting with Vox

Don't take anything Vox says with a grain of salt, I am not safe edgy nor am I gonna sit here and retcon anything.

When Vox responds he's gonna get mad.

Vox's Family

@nyxcriticizes - ex-girlfriend @mammoncritical - ex-boyfriend

Other Critical Blogs

@zestialcriticizes @loonacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @stellacriticizes @pringles-the-butler @fizzcriticizes @soberedupcatcritises @angelcritizes @0ctaviacr1ticizes @pentiouscriticizes @duskcriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @adamcritical @gracecritical @satancriticizes

Tags

voxcriticizes - catchall tags voxtechprstatement - responds/reblogs voxresponds - the same above helluvahazbinselfawareau - au tag

[godcriticizes]

God's Gates

Welcome to GodCriticizes! One of the many blogs ran by @pleasantspark and is a part of my Selfaware AU!

Information regarding God

While I use Voidseeker/atasteofheavens design, DISREGARD THAT LOL, I use my own character. I do not claim the character personality. The character is based off of new testament God as the mentions of the exorcism and Adam's actions are filled with disgust.

God does have a wife; her name is Clara or is known as the Speaker of God.

God will NOT swear a single bit, as he is the holy spirit he would obviously be the only character in Hazbin to have never swore, even if it's needed.

Rules for Interacting With God.

Unlike most blogs, God is aware of VivziePop and while he is God, he does maintain some neutrality while also disapproving of the things she has done.

Alongside that, he's aware for arcs happening in the blogs area, so if you want to get information he would send you some right away, but it's usually vague due to restrictions (and mystery on my end.)

God is pretty understanding to most people and will send information to other blogs in order to shed some light or give them hope.

Asking about things in the show will yield in personal bias or even the way God would act.

God is Hazbin God, not any other God.

God's Family

@claracriticizes - Wife @saintmichaelcriticizes - Eldest Son @satancriticizes - Son @nyxcriticizes - Daughter @seraphinacriticizes - Other Daughter @duskcriticizes - Grandson @aphcriticizes - Granddaughter @soberedupcatcritises - Son-In-Law

Other Critical Blogs

@mammoncriticizes / @mammoncritical @zestialcriticizes @loonacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @stellacriticizes @pringles-the-butler @fizzcriticizes @angelcritizes @0ctaviacr1ticizes @pentiouscriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @adamcritical @gracecritical @voxcriticizes @tilla-critical

Tags

lettersfromgod - answer box godspeaks - speaking out godseyesarewatching - live commentary from his dash / fandom happenings godcriticizes - catch all godreblogs / godresponds - responding to other posts heavensdoor - ooc helluvahazbinselfawareau - AU Tag

[gettingthatcashmams]

One of the first AU Blogs based off my AU! Read more on @pleasantspark!

Pinned Post!

Rq getting out of character to explain. Hi I'm Mammon. I'm Ace-Pan. You can refer to me as Tumblr!Mammon. I make posts in character from Helluva. I also run a OC and Pentious Tumblr Blog. I am not an RP Blog just a gimmick blog. In character I'm Aro-Ace.

Mammon is aware of most things in canon but not Viv. You can mention her to him but he won't know who that is (or anything outside it.). Truman Show logic. Monika DDLC Logic. Breaking the illusion is fine. Be vague though.

I said 18+ but I'm allowing interactions as I don't see myself doing anything particularly inappropriate. I make shit posts, this is inspired by Instagram vers of the characters but more in the vain of criticism so you're all free to join the fray!

Main is @pleasantspark if I follow back it's VIA that account.

Asks are opened as for fanart.

Tags info:

mammoncriticizes - catch all

mammonrrsponds - spookbox tag

[blogname] - spook with the name attached. If on anon name yourself. Like 🔥 anon.

mammonlivecommentary - referring to the show.

mammonbehindthescenes - updated blog

[critical tags] - for wide reach

💸 . mammon speaks ; ooc - ooc hopefully don't have to use this often.

mammonloredump - info regarding this ver Mammon past. Occasionally musings are at least sent in-between asks or normal critical posts.

As usual this blog is meant for fun.

Similar Blogs

@moxxiecriticizes - A Moxxie Critic AU Blog ran by @averagemoxxiestan. @seraphinacriticizes - A Side blog, ran by @pleasantspark @0ctaviacr1ticizes - A Octavia Critic AU Blog @pentiouscriticizes - Also ran by @pleasantspark @angelcritizes @soberedupcatcritises @stellacriticizes @mammoncriticizes - The Blog that started it all. Also the main blog lol. @duskcriticizes - blog ran by @pleasantspark @godcriticizes - blog ran by @pleasantspark @zestialcriticizes @pringles-the-butler @nyxcriticizes - blog ran by @pleasantspark @blitzocriticizes

Want to be added or join? Just pick a character that HASN'T been done. Like alastorcriticizes or what and send in an ask so we can connect!

Want to submit fanart? Go ahead this is an AU for people who can join in!

[blitzocriticizes]

…You’re telling me I might be STUCK WITH THIS?!

N-No! Fuck that! FUCK THAT! I CANT HAVE ANY REMAINDER OF STOLAS LEFT ON MY BODY! I ALREADY CLEANSED MYSELF IN THE FLAMES OF WRATH! WTH AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

https://www.tumblr.com/blitzocriticizes/775313346434105344/hey-so-yk-how-youre-a-goatia-now-and-all

Do you know anything about this, mom?

My... That's not a good sign, it's a love charm of sorts, though I feel it's more a hypnosis love charm, as it makes whoever it's casted on fell unwillingly in love with caster. It's a lot harder to remove it once it's been casted, especially if the caster still has magic.

I checked the Grimorie, and it didn't seem like it was in the book, if it was there, then we have a pretty good idea on who tore it out, to make sure no one ever knew what he was doing.

Hopefully since Blitz "woke up" after it was applied it might give us an upper hand until we can find out how exactly we can remove such a thing with ease.

My... That's not a good sign, it's a love charm of sorts, though I feel it's more a hypnosis love charm, as it makes whoever it's casted on fell unwillingly in love with caster. It's a lot harder to remove it once it's been casted, especially if the caster still has magic.

I checked the Grimorie, and it didn't seem like it was in the book, if it was there, then we have a pretty good idea on who tore it out, to make sure no one ever knew what he was doing.

Hopefully since Blitz "woke up" after it was applied it might give us an upper hand until we can find out how exactly we can remove such a thing with ease.

[bigsoftcat1937]

This is a gimmick blog based on the Helluva Boss self aware au by @pleasantspark, Owner of this blog is @gzgs222-blog)

Tags:

#Huskresponds - Answered asks

#Husktalks -Husk talking with (usually) no defined subject

#Huskrants -Husk going on a tangent about the shows of some kind

#Huskloredump -Lore regarding Husk's life in hell, or his life as Jackson Eklair on earth.

Other Blogs in the au:

@angelcritizes -Angel

@aphcriticizes -Aph

@blitzocriticizes -Blitzø Buckzo

@charliecriticizes -Charlotte Magne

@duskcriticizes -Dusk

@fizzcriticizes -Fizzarolli

@loonacriticizes -Loona Buckzo

@nyxcriticizes -Nyx (Beautiful wife)

@mammoncritical -Mammon

@pentiouscriticizes -Pendleton

@satancriticizes -Satan (Brother-in-law)

@seraphinacriticizes -Seraphina

@stellacriticizes -Stella Goetia

@0ctaviacr1ticizes -Octavia Goetia

@zestialcriticizes -Zestial

[valentinocriticizes]

Val's Sex Club

tw: rape, abuse, sa, anything val related! Please proceed with caution.

AS OF NOW, VAL'S ARC HAS FINISHED, HE IS NOW CANONICALLY DEAD AND WILL REMAIN DEAD, AS SUCH CONTACTING THE BLOG IS IMPOSSIBLE DUE TO THE MEASURES TOOK TO KEEP HIM DEAD.

Welcome, or Unwelcome to ValCriticizes an unfortunate side blog ran by @pleasantspark. He's sadly apart of the selfaware au

Information Regarding Val

I am a SA Survivor (Specifically CSA) I've written Val to be according to actual abusers and not whiny bitches, and because of that there will be trigger warnings in EVERY post. I followed some articles to also help.

While Val is Spanish I think the proper identity for him is Spanish-Itallian and I will be using (poor) google translate to also have him speak it.

Val is duplicitous in Vox's behavior, I was debating on making Vox and Val Dual the account together but not really.

As per his dox by @mammoncritical his real name is Ricardo Ramirez and yes he did SA someone in real life.

I hate Val as much as possible and I am intentionally making him unlikable and I will NOT hold back any punches.

I will block anyone who Stans or Kins Val as this isn't a space where he can be idolized.

Will Val ever become redeemed? I see it as a monkey paw situation, people like Val will NEVER change, they only want to gain something. Val realistically will NEVER try to make the attempt to change.

Rules for Interacting with Val

While he's a sex pest, he will try and keep it cool, I will be more and more safe with him, kids can be watching all though he will be harsh. In nature, if you want to send him death threats go ahead, fuck Val.

Val's Family

@voxcriticizes - Husband

Other Critical Blogs

@claracriticizes @saintmichaelcriticizes @satancriticizes @nyxcriticizes @seraphinacriticizes @duskcriticizes @aphcriticizes @soberedupcatcritises @mammoncriticizes / @mammoncritical @zestialcriticizes @loonacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @stellacriticizes @pringles-the-butler @fizzcriticizes @angelcritizes @0ctaviacr1ticizes @pentiouscriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @adamcritical @gracecritical @tilla-critical @godcriticizes

Tags

valsrose - answer box valspeaks - speaking out valssmokeshield - live commentary from his dash / fandom happenings valcriticizes - catchall valreblogs / valresponds - responding valssexstudio - ooc helluvahazbinselfawareau - AU Tag

[pleasantspark]

Hey there! I’d totally love to join your self-aware blog if that’s cool. I just made a blitzo one a while ago (@blitzocriticizes) so I hope it looks good lol

Alright!

[helluvahazbinselfawareauupdates]

Tracking Info Relating To The AU Blogs!

This is a Masterlist of the AU Blogs, not in any particular order! This blog is ran by Tom Trench and Katie Killjoy. This follows it's own continuity and is an OFFICIAL AU now.

@0ctaviacr1ticizes @seraphinacriticizes @mammoncriticizes / @mammoncritical @pentiouscriticizes @voxcriticizes @aphcriticizes @zestialcriticizes @soberedupcatcritises @nyxcriticizes @godcriticizes @duskcriticizes @stellacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @angelcritizes @pringles-the-butler @satancriticizes| @tilla-critical @salliemaycriticizes @satancriticizes @caincriticizes @jezebelcriticizes @saintmichaelcriticizes @claracriticizes

Current Info

Vox is the main antagonist

Satan is the real ruler of Hell

Vox is currently gone until Feb 15.

Val is canonically Dead.

Updates and Happenings

1/27/25: The Great Hackening

1/28/25: Kidnapping + New Faces

1/29/25: The Beginning of the End

1/30/25: The Fall of a Kingpin

1/31/25: Coming Down To The Wire

2/1/25: UNDOCUMENTED

2/2/25: UNDOCUMENTED

2/3/25: UNDOCUMENTED

2/4/25: UNDOCUMENTED

2/5/25: UNDOCUMENTED

2/6/25: A Very Well Documented Day

Notes

Not everyday will I be able to update so keep that in mind unless people wanna join in to update the blog in my stead.

ALSO RAN BY @pleasantspark LOL!

[blitzocriticizes]

Blitz, I know this will come as a shock to you but.

Tilla. Your mom.

She’s here.

On Hellbr.

SHE’S WHAT?!

[satancriticizes]

Satan's Halls

Welcome sinners, I am your real Ruler of Hell. The Rightful leader of Hell. This blog is ran by @pleasantspark as well. And is part of the SelfAware AU.

Information about Satan

Satan is the true ruler of Hell, as Viv going to twitter to retcon what he said in the show as false, I decided to make it canon.

Satan was not a fallen angel, he left Heaven by his own wishes. He preferred to do things his own fashion and God agreed and gave him the ability to make Hell.

Satan is Pansexual, he had a wife named Evelyn who he fathered a daughter with named Jezebel.

Satan is very strict and blunt and most of his asks are responded in bold because of this.

Satan is a no nonsense kind of guy, but is fond of the Imps in hell.

Satan hates Stolas.

Rules for interacting with Satan

Be sure to be nice to him, any stupid questions are met with snarky or outright rude responses.

Triggers (words he will actually respond to start a discussion.) are Jezebel, Eden, Heaven, Lucifer/Samael (sometimes both), Eve, Lilith, Evelyn, or even mysteriously Roo (ooo).

Please be patient, sometimes he could be insensitive for no good reason.

Satan's Family

@godcriticizes - Father @claracriticizes - Mother @saintmichaelcriticizes - Eldest Brother @seraphinacriticizes - Younger Sister @nyxcriticizes - Younger Sister @jezebelcriticizes - Daughter @soberedupcatcritises - Brother-In-Law @adamcritical - Former Brother-In-Law @aphcriticizes - Neice @duskcriticizes - Nephew

Other Critical Blogs

@mammoncriticizes / @mammoncritical @zestialcriticizes @loonacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @stellacriticizes @pringles-the-butler @fizzcriticizes @angelcritizes @0ctaviacr1ticizes @pentiouscriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @gracecritical @voxcriticizes @tilla-critical

Tags

satancriticizes - catchall helluvahazbinselfawareau - common tag satanloredumps - loredump satanspeaks - response/reblog allhailsatan - commentary dash moment

[blitzocriticizes]

Honestly? Not so great, Mills.

After that whole awake and Stolas trail shit, I’ve been taking it slow. Don’t worry, I didn’t spend any of I.M.P’s money, whatever fucking little we have. Right now, I’m trying to find more clients so we can make back the money I paid Stolas when he was in I.M.P. But since it’s close to that gross human love holiday, it shouldn’t be THAT hard to find some vengeful fucks lol

Also, I feel like I should tell you this, but I’m sorry for not taking that hit during Sinsmas. I know you were upset about that and normally I would’ve let you make that gross lovey scene into a fucking bloodbath! But I just wasn’t…myself, yk?

MILLIEEE!!!

Fucking finally! You’re actually here! Feels like I haven’t seen you being you in forever! Where have you been?! Moxxie told me about your little bombshell and I just can’t wait to be a cool ass uncle!

Oh Blitz! It's so good to be back!

I've mostly been between our apartment and the clinic up until recently although I'm planning on getting more out there now that I'm awake.

I'm glad to hear you're excited. We'll probably need as much help as we can get with the lil one so I can keep going on adventures.

Speaking of, how you holding up Boss?