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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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Uggggh, my cousin wants to watch some sort of vampire movie. 😩

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Uggghhhh, it's my day off and I woke up early because my back was sore.

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“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.

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I’m feeling very frustrated. They changed my schedule again and now I don’t even have tomorrow off.

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Started crying, thinking about my dog, and Beebee began licking my face. 🥺

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Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.

Romance I have at home:

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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It’s sad when you see that you’re no longer mutuals with someone. 😩

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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Do you like metamy?

Metamy????

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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