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i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
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I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
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The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.
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my guardian angels when they receive my death certificate and realize they no longer have to watch over my dumb ass anymore
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Do you have any regrets?
Absolutely! Thanks for the ask
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