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The Asexual Agenda: Netflix and ACTUALLY chilling
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Fellow Paladin! Your efforts shall not be in vain, for we shall find them!

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I have reasons to believe Ms. Beyonce Knowles is a wizard. She is ageless.
Further studies to follow.




Beyoncé by Alasdair McLellan for The Gentlewoman, Spring/Summer 2013.
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Please tell me that Melvin has tiny little robots he sends out that send out tiny lasers that go pew pew pew and he controls with a joystick. Please make this a thing
[Does this answer your question?]
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Rest assured, the value of a weapon depletes when it's easier for me to create a software for my own minion to wield it for me. You're just jealous, you heathen.
-Sir Melvin of the Table Round
tag your nsfw (not something for wizards) I don’t want to see any platemail or axes okay I can’t use that
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[INCOHERENT SHRIEKING]
tag your nsfw (not something for wizards) I don’t want to see any platemail or axes okay I can’t use that
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Just another day at the table round.....imbeciles.
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CONFOUND IT, MEN!

Whenever I run into a problem at work http://scificity.tumblr.com
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If Melvin were female.
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[Melvin running away from wizards back to HQ]
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It had to be done
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Inside places are safest.
(Picture of Melvin's first week of training.)
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