blogofimpossiblethings
blogofimpossiblethings
A Journal of Impossible Things
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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by Erik Buikema
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fog is just a rlly big land ghost
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over
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Hey beautiful! Contemporary old :)
<3
Contemporary: What did you do today?
I went to a classical guitar recital performed by my best friend’s husband, which was amazing, and then I helped my mom with some editing work (she’s starting her own business at the moment) and now I’m gonna go curl up with my book (it’s the latest in the Graveyard Queen series by Amanda Stevens and it’s honestly the most addictive series I’ve ever read. If y’all can handle some grisly murders and spooky ghosts, I highly recommend it!) and then watch some Travel Man, because I’m hooked.
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e09
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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When I was like 5 or 6 my mom took my family to Florida to see my grandma at her place out there and I used to feed the bunnies in her yard saltine crackers and walk around w all the armadillos in the neighborhood bc I was That Weird Kid who Attracted Animals but like nothing could prepare my sister for the sight of 5 year old me trudging out of some weeds, pink shorts and legs covered in pond skudge, holding an alligator in my arms because “look at this cool guy.”
We did not return to Florida’s residential areas.
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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Anyways the greatest tragedy of BBC’s The Musketeers’ obscurity is that the “I caNNOT B E L I E V Eyou sLEPT with the QUEEN!!!1!!11!!” meme is not widely known and used whenever anyone does anything exceptionally stupid
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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One of my favourite stories from the experiments with Universal Basic Income in Canada and the US is that they found that divorces went up. Women had suddenly got financial independence to leave bad and abusive relationships.
Inventing the Future 
It’s interesting this was perceived negatively in experiments in the US. It actually caused some people to withdraw support for UBI:
“When the findings started to come in, it looked like the families that were receiving a guaranteed annual income might, in fact, have a higher divorce rate. And this became very political very quickly in the U.S. There were all kinds of concerns that this was an attack on the American family.”
(via yayfeminism)
If having resources to leave a bad or abusive marriage is an attack on the American family, then there’s something deeply wrong in the American family.
(via kerryrenaissance)
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can we please have a version of drunk history except it’s called drunk mythology and people who know a lot about myths just get hammered and ramble about them with cartoony reenactments going on in the background? because i would totally go on tv and drunkenly kinkshame zeus
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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Delman, 1930
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
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blogofimpossiblethings · 8 years ago
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This pit bull gave birth and put all her pups in her owners lap…how precious
more animal posts?
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The hashtag #NoWomanEver is dropping truth bombs
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