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Tenna and Plushie Spamton interaction!

When the weird plushie version of your ex dredges up old memories

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Spamton and plushie Spamton comic!

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Good ending achieved!!!

Thank you so much to those who read this silly little series to the end, this was fun to make :] !

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Tenna and plushie Tenna comic!

he's just as good at guilt tripping as you, if not better!

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The fuckig tv

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"Single people are on average less healthy, less financially stable, and overall less satisfied with life than partnered and married people are. This must mean that monogamous relationships and marriage are the solution to society's problems"

Huh, it's almost like society, both socially and financially, is set up to specifically benefit people who have monogamous relationships and get married and punish people who don't partner or get married. It's almost like there are financial benefits that exist specifically to incentivize people to get married and have kids and be a nuclear family. It's almost like it was very culturally normal until very very very recently to just not have any deeper platonic relationships after you get married, meaning that single people past a certain age just get left behind and get treated as spinsters or loser bachelors. It's like life just is not designed for single people to be able to easily participate and survive while still being single. Huh, very weird. I'm sure marriage will fix this.

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alright so, i don't even post my art here but here we go i guess lmao

this fanfic is destroying me! 😃 i can't wait to read the next chapters bro the writing is so GOOD. go read Beyond Repair by @manofthepipis cuz it's PEAK.

this ship is being the death of me it's NOT funny 💔

i drew more of these losers but on my other socials so feel free to check it out hohoh: linktr.ee/la_scarabie

two other scenes i drew aswell hihih

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Got these shitty ass glasses for free but honestly I’ll just pay 200$ next time

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It was real to me though

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What if Susie wasn’t the first person Kris explored Dark Worlds with?

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looking for my biggest fan

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Let’s have a little looksie

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Mimir

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mailman doing some mail idk

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Pippis and uncle/baby sitter addisons

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this is the first time i draw spamton neo and it sure was tricky </3 he has such a cool design tho!!! UGHHh

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AS PROMISED...... MY SPAMTON HEADCANON MASTERPOST. idk if anyone will actually read this but IF YOU'RE AS ILL AS I AM.... PLEASE RECEIVE MY AIRDROP 🙏

more yapping under the cut

I HOPE. YOU CAN READ MY HANDWRITING. sorry for the wacky formatting, i hope it's not too small 😭😭 i can zoom in on my devices but idk if everyone can 💀

i'm not married to (most of) these, i sort of simultaneously have every spamton headcanon that exists. spamton is an amorphous blog to me, everyone's spamton is the true spamton and i Love him. but this is essentially a compilation of my very favorites that are compatible with each other 😌

may very well change in the future, too!!! but yeah i've been spinning this guy around in my brain for 4 years i've had some thoughts. jarvis torture this man