My name is Zhanna. If you are rude to me I will kill you without hesitation. I'm looking at you Miss Pauling. INACTIVE
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Hey, bear mom. What's your favorite thing about Soldier?
He is very bombastic man. He will buy me honey so that I may go onto the battlefield with an advantage, and he will join me in the bloodshed. I adore all of him but especially this.
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I tried to challenge a bear and ended up in the hospital for a while...any tips?
Do not fall into the trap of making yourself look big to scare the bear, is best if the bear under estimates you! Then straddle bears snout and wring its neck with your arms. This is strategy if you are not as strong as me though, if you are as strong as me then you can just fistfight it!
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mother...
...mother i crave violence...
Is good, if you are to be any child of mine, bloodlust is a key element!
#zhannasks#ask zhanna#tf2 ask blog#team fortress 2#tf2#//ooc#im running out of enrichment again#pls#remember me#/lh
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(statement for mod) last day of highschool? Man, good luck out there, I hope you do well
Thanks, I'm going to college for early childhood! :]
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Shanna I eould fight you but unfortunately I am a stick of a person but I could ask a friend to if they want to fight you
If you are weak then that is just more reason to fight me so that you can get stronger! (You also might die but what is life without risks?!)
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Mods last day of highschool is today!
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Zhanna, is sparring a love language?
Absolutely! Jane and I's wedding ceremony is going to be a spar!
#zhannasks#ask zhanna#tf2 ask blog#team fortress 2#tf2#//ooc#they might end up blowing up the venue#and then making out sloppy style in front of its ashes#while the guests look on in horror#or disappointment
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ALAS I FIND MYSELF IN A SITUATION if i [needed/direly acquired] to FIGHT A ROBOT TO THE DEATH\n what [methods/tactics/things] would you [recommend]? I HAVE AN AXE AND IM NOT AFRAID TO KILL IT
Just bash it's head in. You can't cut metal with axe but you sure as hell can crush it!
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Zhanna, great killer of bears and the master of fighting covered in honey, I have a very important question to ask you. What is your favorite animal?
Emus. I love birds and the Sniper told me about how his country lost a war to them which is admirable (to the birds not the Australians)
#zhannasks#ask zhanna#tf2 ask blog#team fortress 2#tf2#//ooc#do you think the great emu war happened in the tf2 universe?#and if it did#do you think australia still lost?
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Question, decided you were the best person to ask this to, was heavy always the tallest (biggest) sibling or was he shorter when he was young?
He and I were the same height when we escaped gulag. Fighting bears and such improved his physique, and while I fought often too, he insisted on hunting most of time.
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NOOOOOOOO I MISSED THE BIRTHDAY NOOOOOOOO
It's ok I forgive you, though you do seem to be very forgetful. First your dragon, and now this?
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happy birthday mod
❌❌🚨TOO LATE❌❌🚨❌❌❌
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HAPPY DAY WHERE YOU EXITED THE WOMB SCREAMING AND COVERD IN BLOOD!
🎊🎂🎊
THANK YOU 🩸🩸🩸🩸💉💉😱😱😱🥳🎊🎉
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Happy birthday mod! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thank you! I'm a major now (as in I'm 18, idk why minors r called minors but adults aren't called majors)
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What is your favourite thing about your husband?
EVERYTHING!
[She runs over to Jane (@listenupcupcakes ) and tackles him]
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Mods birthday is tomorrow! :]
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[stares at you with eyes as wide as dinner plates]
-@trashcollectinggremlin
If you so much as touch me I'll break your arm.
#zhannasks#ask zhanna#tf2 ask blog#team fortress 2#//ooc#dont steal from zhanna#i mean#you CAN#but she will be very upset
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