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FOR SHAME!!! FOR SHAMEEEE!!!
I keep hearing about an "Officialverse". Can someone please explain what that is?
(Also, I noticed people keep on misspelling "Official" as "Offical" for some reason. Worry not, fellow Tumblr users! You can edit your posts and your Tumblr U.R.L.s. Best do it quickly before anyone can ridicule you for improper spelling. You're welcome!)
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mhm
I'm getting a bunch of offical blogs on my you should follow thing suddenly should I be scared
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hiding from @/helpmemiku in my blanket fort, any other unfound officals are welcome to join just don’t be too loud ^^
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Truly the most life changing toxic yaoi of all time
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hello
im a single kidney bean
the offical single kidney bean mind you
no creeps are allowed near me or any of my friends (or anyone ever) 🤨✋
I like kidney beans but everyone keeps eating us 😞
I post mostly daily
she/her
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You know what everything would feel like if you touched it with your tongue. Why's that, huh? Why's that? You fuckin freak.
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Once when I was in first grade or like kindergarten I was on a playdate (extremely rare for my antisocial family) and we went in my friend's mom's car and she had those screens on the backs of the chairs which i really wanted at the time. anyway we went to the mall and we went to burger king and like. at the time i didn't know the difference between burger king and mcdonalds so i was like not fussed. and this girl. her mother tells her "We're at mcdonalds!" I could clearly see we were not at mcdonalds. And this girl is also like "Yay mcdonalds" and we're sitting at a table waiting for her mother to order. and the tables have like the burger king logo ingrained into them and i'm trying to tell this girl we're not at mcdonalds i'm like "you know we're at burger king right..." and she says "No, we're at mcdonalds! See?" And she literally points at the logo and goes "Mcdonalds" and at this point i'm just like "...." and also when i went to this girl's house she had a fake "fairy door in her bedroom and i kept asking questions about it she didn't know how to answer. And that, kids, was when I realised that I've been typing for too long!
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Wassup im a snake youre a frog lets take over the world tgthr
That sounds amazing :D
can we start with France?
they keep trying to eat me :(
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It's so much easier to get followers on a stupid gimmick blog for some tumblr universe
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found a fun little personality test!

i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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HEY THAT’S MY SIBLING YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT I’M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BE MEAN TO THEM
real
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That feeling when the depression hits just wrong
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it would be funny as hell if there were other quiz officals tbh. like if someone out there made an account for like quizizz, or quizlet, or mathletics, or wordwall or education perfect or brilliant yk?
HELLO OFFICALVERSE!!!!
me and @eating-offical have been putting together a list of every single offical blog we have been able to find as a slideshow
as of 23/6/2025, there are 189 officals
I thought I would share the list with you all!!!! feel free to share this post round!!!!
if you know of any blogs which are not on here, feel free to let me know!!! I'll update it as soon as I can!!!!
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The mortal is looking quite tasty at a time like this, I mean, the famine hit the reefs so I must go on land for sweet long pig, hey @jeff-offical?
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