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Best things for a ship to have or be:
Horny
Insane
Religious/spiritual themes
Obsession
Age gap
Doomed
#i thought op meant a genuine ship#stopped for a second to consider “do they mean like a boat or like a space ship”#realized its like a relationship#and thats AFTER i read the first point#objectum moment..........
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Fiction podcast fans, have you listened to The Magnus Archives and Welcome to Night Vale, and were either of them your first fiction podcast?
Listened to both, TMA was my first
Listened to both, WTNV was my first
Listened to both, but neither of them was my first
Listened to TMA only, it was my first
Listened to TMA only, it was NOT my first
Listened to WTNV only, it was my first
Listened to WTNV only, it was NOT my first
I'm a fiction podcast fan, but haven't listened to either of these
Not a fiction podcast fan, but HAVE listened to both
Not a fiction podcast fan, but listened to WTNV
Not a fiction podcast fan, but listened to TMA
Not a fiction podcast fan and haven't listened to either
#lmfaooo fully expected tma to be more popular#listened only to tma it wasnt my first#my first was malevolent as advised by scribbles#poll
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Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment
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Were you regularly expected to take on parental duties for your siblings as a kid? (This can mean full-time caretaking, but doesn't have to: it can also mean babysitting while parents are away, cooking meals, etc) If so, how old were you when it started, and were you ever paid?
Younger than 5, I was paid
Younger than 5, was not paid
5-10, I was paid
5-10, was not paid
10-15, I was paid
10-15, was not paid
15-18, I was paid
15-18, was not paid
Never took on parental duties for my siblings
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i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?
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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked
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Would you answer your parent/parents honestly if they asked you if they gave you a good childhood?
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yknow youtube gives you a "are you sure you wanna unsubscribe" but meanwhile tumblr is just fucking like "yknow what . Fuck you . Unfollow your favorite mutual. Bitch . Becayse we dont fuckign like you"
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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell
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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]
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Which of these have you done most recently:
Had sex with another person
Used recreational drugs
Watched the cartoon Bluey
I’ve never done any of these
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* ppl occazionally expressing shock at baljeet even having a last name will alwayz b funny 2 me but ig itz not that weird when apparently This waz the situation till s4 like girl what

#pj would you want some russian pnf physical media#ive seen someone selling their stuff soooo cheap#and i felt like the instinct to buy it#then i realized that i dont actually need it
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when a ship is really good but its popular so everyone fucking does it wrong. they would not be cute and healthy and cuddly with each other. they are together in a way that harms them both and it sucks
#LIKE!!!#this hapepns SOO OFTEN IM SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!#as if shipping them means that you need to take out ALL NUANCE AND PERSONALITY OUT OF THEM#THEY WOULDNT BE ACTING THAT WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY#JUST BECAUSE THE RELATIONSHIP IS ROMANTIC/QPT#ITS JUST ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP#THAT CAN BE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE AND ANYTHING IN BETWEEN
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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work
#something that i would say#i still havent finished it in fact im not even close#i got scared of it#like genuinely#when i open my bookshelf i try not to make eye contact
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