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Me at 3am reading slasher fanfiction

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It’s a shame that I’m not writhing underneath him while he holds me down and carves his initials into me but whatever.

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not to alarm anyone but there is a fictional man loose in my brain. keep an eye out.

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*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

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This is what Radaway was made for

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"Gods, you're a sight for sore eyes."

Lord Enver Gortash in all his glory. IDC what some people say, he's kinda hot, guys. This piece was sponsored by one of my patrons. prints | high res on patreon

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His side profile is just…perfection

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silly doctor with leeches

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Hello? Anyone in here?

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Magistrate

Prompt on twitter 💫

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FULL VERSION HERE

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Here's the result of me listening to IT GIRL too many times, anyways happy new year! 🤠

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the most untrustworthy looking man alive vs the man with the sweetest eyes

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Got a new Ipad! Have some WIP conquering tired af Raphael. Dude has aged by a few hundred years more already since the crown. No rest for the wicked, I suppose.

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This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that