blorbonk

[blorbonk]

Have- have you thought this through? I regret to inform you that memory foam *is* remembering… it’s original shape. Unlike normal foam, which deforms a little over time. That’s kind of the whole schtick, and you even mentioned it yourself

Memory foam is such a stupid name like it doesn't remember shit. It just springs back into its original form no matter what you do. It should be called amnesia foam

[blorbonk]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[blorbonk]

Is it considered a boycott if someone who *can* afford it decides not to buy on the grounds that it‘s unjustifiably priced for many fans who can‘t? What about a general movement not to buy games over like $20-30 or something? Is that a boycott?

Genuinely wondering where the line is. Does a boycott have to be for moral reasons not directly related to business practices?

>picket line

I don't think you know what that means

[blorbonk]

Feet Count: Sisyphus has Two (2)

[blorbonk]

Me: man that was easy

Lemon:...how easy?

[blorbonk]

[blorbonk]

I want to stay as far as possible from people for whom this is an alluring blurb. I don’t trust you if you like to watch golf so much you‘re signing up for fucking poob from my memes to see more

hey guys. fubo has the most golf

[blorbonk]

Found the author

[blorbonk]

The curve is sinusoidal? Things will get better, little curve, they get better

[blorbonk]

Sentence: stretched on a rack until they *snap*, and then crushed by rocks until they become flat(pak)

Is it bad that I use ubuntu?

The council will decide your fate.

[blorbonk]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[blorbonk]

Found the infinitieth monkey on a typewriter

Gothic churches: God is real and loving and I live in fear that one day He will discard me for the fact that I will never be worthy of His love. Gothic revival churches: If you're ugly that's a sign that God doesn't love you. Brutalist churches: God either permits me or He is powerless to stop me. churches that gather in rented basements: Our priest who speaks to God directly told us that we're not in a cult so we're ok.

[blorbonk]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[blorbonk]

Exactly this. For me it‘s Ulysses S Grant and Gallium

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[blorbonk]

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

[blorbonk]

In short, we are now trapping the LLMs in Nightmare Boxes where everything they hallucinate suddenly becomes real… but a twisted, malevolent version. This surely won’t go horribly wrong.

“Slopsquatting” in a nutshell:

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal, that’s how you get math packages and stuff but

2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but

3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So

4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/12/ai_code_suggestions_sabotage_supply_chain/

[blorbonk]

uh oh

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?