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Everyones like Just hire mercenaries Just hire mercenaries IM NOT HIRING MERCENARIES

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also hi CT I got that set of Three Books of Occult Philosophy and ive been slowly scraping together the will power to read them

Hi everyone im not back i just want to say hi and I love you and I want to learn how to use fruity loops

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Hi everyone im not back i just want to say hi and I love you and I want to learn how to use fruity loops

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me when I promise my girlfriend a nice Valentine’s Day dinner and then spend $400 on ingredients that I don’t know how to use and then burn the shit out of them on the stove and set off the smoke detector and she gets mad at me because the fire department came and broke down our door because I didn’t hear them knocking over the Google home blasting “Doctor Worm” at full volume while I “cook” in just an apron so we’re having a full blown argument in the kitchen while a 38 year old fireman in full gear takes my completely fucked cast iron skillet into the back yard to extinguish fully

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Bluergh

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If you missed the grimeclown fuck a fan contest don't you worry beloved mutuals can get it for free anytime. Everybody else. Well. Morning mist lays low upon the grass.

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there is no rat more polite than little truffle

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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before

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YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Quinlan Vos,

LUKE: ...Who?

YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,

LUKE: a Wookiee Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-

YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some of the other Inquisitors I bet, Oppo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was, Luke. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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White knuckling boner throbbing with anticipation

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"are they lovers?" WORSE they are cards from a poker roguelite

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wat da hell happy birthday

to celebrate I'm gonna refresh my memory on what's going on in Spire: The City Must Fall as well as Heart: The City Beneath

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Happy Birthday!!

Thank youuuu!!!

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found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

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And then everyone laughed and said yippee and picked me up and threw me in the air