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get down, show me what you’re good for

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ThunderClans’s Forest Camp

This one I framed right in between Fire and Ice and Forest of Secrets: Bluestar and her deputy Tigerclaw, Graystripe off to see Silverstream, and a hardy amount of apprentices and kits in the clan.

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leafpools trial

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✨ highrocks Follow

when you're talking to a cute she-cat and then she mews to you she's from thunderclan :/ I even gave you a vole that i caught myself.

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why does this have over 30 notes???????? this is literally anti-thunderclan bigotry and NO ONE is talking about it???????????

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#i know this is a 'haha funny' post #but the hermemewtics of this post as intended depend on a clannist division of cats into Self and Other #and casting the 'Other' as something 'less than' #without which the punchline of 'she was from thunderclan' is meaningless #so idk! i don't find it really funny! #ramblings #swifty shut up

really good tags (via @swiftfoot-thoughts)

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the next post down on @sunnyleaf1's blog is literally a 8K word fic where they are captured and forcefully turned into a kittypet

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THEIR URL IS LITERALLY THEIR CLAN NAME TOO

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Can we not shame cats for their interests???

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i'm not explaining to you why wanting to be a kittypet is bad lol

🙇‍♀️ twoleggirlbaculum Follow

did anyone save the fic?

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Why isn't anyone talking about the fact that OP is the one who bit my ear off in the Battle of High Rock

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Now OP is sending their followers to harass me on anon for calling them out

🦁 riverclansstrongestsoldier77 mewed: I'm from shadowclan and I was taught that High Rock is rightfully our territory. So actually YOU were the aggressors in this scenario. Go choke on nightshade you fish-eating pondscum.

✨ highrocks Follow

you forgot to turn on anon

🙀 clan-cats-heritage-posts Follow

clan cat heritage post

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this post isn't even a moon old

🙊 sendmepawpics Follow

this thread just gets worse with every reply. so glad everyone deactivated lmao

✨ highrocks Follow

hi

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🐈 clan-confessions  Follow

i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time

🌠 fishluvr76  Follow

ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/

🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...

🌒 singlequeen7  Follow

Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.

🍄 medicinepawz  Follow

I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.

🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated

leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol

🍄 medicinepawz   Follow

HELLO?????

🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)

> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???

> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.

🐈‍⬛ moondrops  Follow

"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw

🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA

🫐 berrycloud  Follow

GET HIS ASS

🌌 dorkstar  Follow

nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀

🌸 sweet-tooth  follow

NO ARE YOU FR

🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭

🌌 dorkstar  Follow

border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much

🫐 berrycloud  Follow

when i said get his ass i did not mean like this

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i don’t really miss her but i do miss the fandom coming together for something…

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Leafpool and Hollypaw

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ya heard it here first folks

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members of the warrior turned medicine cat club

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sorry, your boyfriend’s whitecough turned into greencough. the medicine cat’s been looking at him for days and he’s not getting better. he’s in starclan’s paws now, sorry about that.

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Silly ark one Kittys!!!!!!! (Bluestar, Tigerstar, Fireheart, Graystripe)

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POV: ur at a gathering and the creepy guy won’t stop starting at you. You ask around and nobody knows what clan he’s in

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A KITTYPET NAMED WHAT

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Twinklepaw and Nightpaw classic case of boy who can do no wrong and girl who does every wrong

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ocs from my wc alternate universe where warrior ranks dont exist and just down the block is a chuck e cheese dumping putrid chemicals in the water😃

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i was listening to the dark river audiobook and he sounded a bit too texan, so now all i think is this little texan cat