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blortch is retiring the evil is defeated i will never be pranked again 😀 jk i love your blog and always appreciated your POV on the boys and new videos and i will miss your posts if ur leaving us but i wish you the best!!! do u have any other blogs the blortch fans could follow u on? understand if you don't wanna share them tho. happy holidays!! -meatier

wait I thought...I thougt u knew who I am... maybe you forgot >>;

And I'm not making a diff blog in this vein no... my main's different and probably wouldn't have anything RLMblr would be interested in so I won't link it here.

But also since I'm laying things bare atm - there was a kerfuffle/misunderstanding I had with RLMblr long before it was even called RLMblr that led me to create this sideblog and separate myself from my previous online persona. Maybe there are people that can connect the dots as to which blog that was bc for some reason it's resurfaced even though most that knew have moved on. But this is another reason why I can't say my main. It was a long while ago so there's no sense in dredging up this long buried situation...

But anyways. LEGITIMATELY I'll miss you. I truly miss gossiping to gof and being like "dude jenna and jenny posted this and that" (btw send my regards to her too!). And u were such a good sport about the pranks, and the whole arc of how you got to prank me back was so so funny. I wish you the best too !

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Oh naw.........

Blortchie,,,

Have loved seeing ur opinions and funny posts so much, truly makes my day, love to talk about it together. Keep being blortchie,,

Well ^^; You're the only person prob that knows the full extent of why I'm leaving lol. I'm thankful to have met you by finding your talent-exuding works through the use of this blog, my life would've truly been wildly different (cough in a bad way cough) had I not met you back then. It makes me feel like my efforts to make myself known in this weird way were ultimately worth it and paid off!

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Blortchie,,,

Have loved seeing ur opinions and funny posts so much, truly makes my day, love to talk about it together. Keep being blortchie,,

Well ^^; You're the only person prob that knows the full extent of why I'm leaving lol. I'm thankful to have met you by finding your talent-exuding works through the use of this blog, my life would've truly been wildly different (cough in a bad way cough) had I not met you back then. It makes me feel like my efforts to make myself known in this weird way were ultimately worth it and paid off!

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Heya! Hope you're doing better this holiday season. Seeing the news of blortch retiring almost feels like saying goodbye to an old friend. Its really sad to see you go, but its very understandable and you should do what's best for you first and foremost. This blog truly is one of the Archive™ of RLMblr. I remember how I pretty much used this blog to see how RLMblr was like all those years back, all the pranks, the fun moments, the dead art blogs, the other RLMblr alumni and citizens, and all the drama and shenanigans that I missed but still got to witness. I'll miss all your spicy takes that will sometimes cause mini wars around here, and the weird anons that treated your asks as a confessional booth. I'm sure wherever you'll go next, you'll bring the same heart and the same wit for the things you love to hate and hate to love. This blog was truly one of a kind, it may become inactive in the future, but all these RLMblr moments and the memories they'll forever be intertwined with shall remain here in this special lil corner of the internet. Thank you for everything you have and haven't done for this community, we'll really miss you

Even though I never really understood your sense of humor (and maybe never will LOL) and was probably annoying to you a lot about it - it was always nice to hear that you supported me with my blog behind the scenes and were legitimately excited about things I posted.

I probably shouldn't talk about this but I want to put this on paper....I'm truly thankful to have you, your craft, your help and your perspective for the [REDACTED] project. We will of course continue our friendship doing other things ! This isn't a farewell between u and me haha

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Please don’t leave! We need a Jay (and Josh) appreciation tumblr! You represent so many of us!! And seriously so true about boring celebrity guests and mikes clear irritating hand of influence. I’d be kinda cool with Jay and Josh (maybe Rich thrown in occasionally) reviews of movies, current and old. The bits are getting kind old, sorry wider rlm community who love any and everything they do.

LOL

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hi blortch! this is halfinthebestoftheworst, just wanted to say that your blog was one of the first rlm blogs i followed on here and i have always appreciated not only your upkeep of this archive but your takes and tags as well. i love that you are so open about your opinions and not afraid to challenge/disagree with folks but i also understand how alienating that must’ve felt at times. so i’m sad you’re leaving, but also i get it, especially if this isn’t fun for you anymore.

before you go, i wanted to thank you for your contributions to rlm-blr and for being genuinely awesome. you will be missed 🥲

wishing you well in life and a happy new year!

This is so sweet ;_; I appreciated ur blog and ur presence and how u donated to the Palestine fundraiser as well !

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blortch please don't take this as a hate message because it really isn't I very much appreciate you and your blog but rlm is largely a personality driven enterprise and you seem to hate so many of those personalities! I think expecting other fans of the same thing to agree with you in hating the guys is unrealistic. This isn't because you're stupid or wrong. I totally understand why you don't like Mike or Tim or the celebrity guests but humor is subjective and I enjoy those things. Having Jack Quaid on has been some of my favorite stuff lately. Mike's editing absolutely grates on me sometimes but largely I find it endearing. Your haterism is a totally honest and noble practice and I support you but I think that worrying about people not agreeing with you is going to be unproductive in a space like this where you largely interact with fans, who are naturally going to like and be defensive of Mike. I don't know you and can't speak for you, I am seeing only the tiniest sliver of your life through this blog but you don't seem happy running it. I hope this doesn't come across as preachy or anything I just think that you should feel comfortable stepping away if you want to, or reevaluate the way you think about your opinions and not worry so much about what other people think. Genuinely wishing you peace and love this holiday season sorry for the really long ask and sorry to be such a downer! I hope everything works out!

The thing about being a corpse is that u can't speak for urself ever again so I thought I'd leave some time to give answers but I think that might take forever so if at any point I stop answering asks it's just bc I'm cutting the last QnA session short

The reasons I'm leaving fill an entire toilet paper roll front and back. Ik I mentioned the reason u probably mean in the past few asks but uh hate is a strong word I don't want them run over by many cars from many different directions... and to say 'I feel out of place' isn't to wish everybody else was of my opinion. There's numerous reasons to feel out of place outside of 'other ppl like the guys way more than I do' that aren't as fandom-brained..................... this ask makes me look a bit like a chicken that got self-conscious about my takes but I've always put my dynamic with RLMblr first over anything else and if I don't fill a space that a sufficient amount of people want then it's not fun for anyone. There has to be a space there for me to fill so that I can stay basically. It would devolve into pointing fingers if I ever said what's made me feel this way in actuality. Ultimately what killed the blog is not anyone in particular but me

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personally didn't mind Tim but I would be glad to see you back because (not counting that weird anon you sometimes get) you are the only other person here who is apparently not obsessed with mike's dick 😔

I'm truly done with pretending that I care about any rlmember beyond Jay (and Josh) 💀

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Oh ok well I hope you come back soon cause I have no one else to send an ask about how Tim is a boring 4th in botw, but the only positive is that it gives the core 3 guys more time to talk lol

PSJDFKSDFJKSSAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA y'know I told someone recently

"There's no way I belong in rlmblr they actually found Tim funny in the Xmas BOTW"

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Happy to see you back!

I'm not

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It’s one thing if their communal wardrobe is like sweaters that go over undershirts but when they are sharing undershirts that touch exposed nips and pits and bellies, even if washed, that’s pretty gay. (Complimentary)

I think anon's talking about this post

I'm kind of amazed at the level of perv going on here... you must be happier than the average person

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privating an archive defeats its purpose....

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half in the teenage dirt-bag

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what's your favourite piece of the rlm communal wardrobe???

I am nothing if not a basic-ass bitch, so I'm of course going with the classic gray sweater.

Of course because it evokes the iconic Mike-teases-Jay-for-the-sweater-that's-actually-his moment.

A runner-up that I have never seen mentioned when the communal wardrobe comes up is the Wisconsin basketball muscle tee:

I am also partial to the red smoking jacket thing that both Mike and Josh have worn.

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i am always zeroing in on mike's sentimentality (as i know is the case for at least a few of you) and this new re:view really smacked me upside the head, like of course you kept that con flyer of course youre able to lovingly recount the day-in-day-out of this event and ask your wife to go get your signed action figure

anyway mike stoklasa ephemera collection tour when

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so glose and yet so far