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Ok Stop! I want you ask yourself:

Does any of this looks real to you?…

Or does it in fact look more like a made up place in your brain?…

Hiding up here in your imagination is no way of dealing with bad friendship…

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PLEASE DO NOT REPOST

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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

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The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …

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I don't know what that person was interviewing for but I hope they got it, because bullseye.

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the fruity four of spiderverse

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Hi there! Made a uquiz here about what random object in my room you are, if anyone is interested! 😌 (Hope you have a fantastic day!)

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Actually that makes for a really funny poll idea

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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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Source: The Wild Good; Lesbian Photographs & Writings On Love - Edited by Beatrix Gates

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Python installed successfully 🐍😎

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Without looking it up, when you first hear "Tornado Warning", what does that mean to you?

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To butcher a chimera

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn