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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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Javier sketch 🤠

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Me reblogging my own content even though my followers ignored it the first time

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she let me hit because i say stuff like goodness gracious

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i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

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Tumblr will sensor a pey wet post for mature content and then show me artistic cock and balls on my dash with no warning

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they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

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does your girl even know the heavenly choir ending of ventriloquist :////

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I understand the desire to ship but "we would find each other in every universe...as coworkers" is an insanely funny concept to me I'm sorry.

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What a ✨DIVA✨

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

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kind of obsessed with this hinge response

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if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos