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You sure they aren't your current photos?

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i WILL cry

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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It's like I go on 15 side quests before I even get to the main plot

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and now I preform the greatest magic trick of all! cramming my final project that I was supposed to be working on for 2 weeks into one night!

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Moonie your the best person like ever

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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i'm failing so bad dude its not even funny

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHY DID HE SCURRY OFV LIKE TAHT LMFAO

he's free now

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Seeing Donnie genuinely tweaking makes me laugh so hard it's not even funny

m'kay, but what if smash bros victory screens for the turtles

"Oh, look at that. I won~"

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i'm reading passerine for the first time! I've been kinda scared to read because of its reputation but I'm really excited to finally connect with some of my friends about it :D

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that's... concerning. welp time to do some magic shit to get that shop to come to me #blob talks

Should I get it?

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WHERE did you find this cause I kinda want one

Should I get it?

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i kinda wanna test this out actually...

Do you think it is possible to make a literal sand sandwich? @sirens-train-station

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well fuck me gently with a chainsaw why don't you? /ref

AU with Technoblade being unable to braid his own hair because he’s never needed to, his family always does it for him

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NOOOOO AZURE YOU'VE DOOMED HIM

IM GONNA BLOW UP AND DIE!! AND THEN BLOW UP

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Omg that's philza

Dance like a bird - it works Vaughn's and Hedwig's idea of fun includes goofy dancing with each other. Plus Vaughn is respectful to Hedwig's quality beetle time I drew this mini-animation recently and decided to make a post with a couple of other dancing arts. Some of them are pretty old, but I've freshen them up a little bit. Also, I do have a pet Goliath beetle IRL

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i feel like wilbur would accidentally give his name instead of a payment. like he's just hanging around and he finds this child and is just like "omg brother material yoink!" and reveals it but in reality Tommy's just like "omg trinket material yoink!"

I love it when Sircantus’ demons win and I get to nibble on the lovely ideas and spin them around in my brain like a microwave <333

Fae!Tommy sending Wilbur out to go and retrieve trinkets and instead bringing back a wild Em Duo is so silly to me and I love it. Em Duo didn’t even realize that they were bargaining chips here- But now they’re stuck with the two of them.

Does Tommy try to get their names as well? Or is it more a matter of they owe him because Tommy freed them from prison and getting executed? I’d argue that a life debt is probably just as potent as handing over their names

OOOOOOH I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT A LIFE DEBT BUT YOURE SO RIGHT

Tommy would absolutely demand names as payment for saving them from execution. He’s taking Wilbur’s “gift” with both hands and he’s utterly gleeful about it. Not sure how emduo would go about that but i do have a sideplot of the au in my head— in the specific moment of Tommy getting rid of the guards and breaking down the prison, Phil realizing at last why Wilbur has been a little odd all throughout their travele, it’s because he’s a fae’s human. Which then leads into a scene where Phil and Techno are about to escape in the chaos but hesitate at the sight of Wilbur being unable to join them (bc he got told by Tommy to stay until he’s done dealing with the other humans)

And from THERE comes Techno being SIGHHH OK EVERYONE BE COOL WE’RE GONNA TRY TO STEAL A NAME BACK FROM THE FAE

which. I dont even know how they would do that but A for effort on their part. Wilbur hears Techno say that and is like YOURE FUCKING INSANE but now Phil really wants to try stealing from a fae so there’s no stopping it, theyre so doomed

Overall though i feel like the inevitable outcome would be Tommy still getting all their names and then being like “well i cant say this trip outside of the forest wasnt worth it! That was fun. Anyway im going home, can you guys steal a dragon egg for me i want a dragon egg”

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i know it's a more recent one but I really liked the fae tommy and thief emerald duo

QUESTION TIME do you guys have a favorite au of mine like it doesnt have to be a specific fic but rather it could be a rambling post or something do you guys have any specific favorite aus or headcanons ive made