blubfishblue
blubfishblue
i only listen to The Mountain Goats
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Blue. He/They. given the chance I would slaughter Sasuke. generally I don't tag spoilers. this is hell and im in it
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blubfishblue · 1 hour ago
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Au where Batman’s villains go through a phase where they ALL try to get to him by making Batman think his first Robin is dead, making him dream his first Robin is dead, making him watch old videos where the first Robin got hurt, etc.
Only Dick is Batman rn so he’s just like bro if only the first Robin was dead. I have it on good authority he’d be happier •_•
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blubfishblue · 2 hours ago
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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
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BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople
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blubfishblue · 2 hours ago
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Can I interest you in our desert menu?
sure what have u got
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blubfishblue · 2 hours ago
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I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world
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blubfishblue · 3 hours ago
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Can I interest you in our desert menu?
sure what have u got
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blubfishblue · 3 hours ago
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sometimes i have to make jacking off more sexual intentionally because honestly most of the time it’s just like. idk getting my oil changed but im the car
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blubfishblue · 3 hours ago
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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
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blubfishblue · 3 hours ago
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*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"
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blubfishblue · 6 hours ago
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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead
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blubfishblue · 6 hours ago
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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blubfishblue · 6 hours ago
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The “I can fix him” award goes to Zerxus Ilerez. Congrats buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it
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blubfishblue · 6 hours ago
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Ted Kaczynski was a violent eugenicist and bigot
Whoa wow that's crazy. Did the Unabomber, of Unabombing fame, happen to do anything else problematic?
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