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I know I just reused one of yours, shhhh

BRO WHY R U DUMPING SKELETONS IN MY INBOX?!

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BRO WHY R U DUMPING SKELETONS IN MY INBOX?!

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Ohhhhh shhhhhhhh...

Age ain't nothing but a number babe.

Hi Ms.Valentine!

I'm a big fan and was hoping that we could get married?

I make an amazing housewife by the way!

Oh.

Uhm...I'm not sure I'm someone you'd want to marry-

Wait. Was this for stealth and it ended up in my box? I can relay the message, sorry about that.

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You're the only one on my mind. I love your crystal clear eyes and your luscious brown hair and the way you'd sacrifice yourself for anyone and how you're so kind and brave and how you buy pizza for your friends during work and your fear of dogs and the way you look in your work clothes and your smile and your bravery! You're so perfect!

Hi Ms.Valentine!

I'm a big fan and was hoping that we could get married?

I make an amazing housewife by the way!

Oh.

Uhm...I'm not sure I'm someone you'd want to marry-

Wait. Was this for stealth and it ended up in my box? I can relay the message, sorry about that.

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NO! Not that I have anything against stealth, they're cool and all but this was for you!

Lets get married 😍

Hi Ms.Valentine!

I'm a big fan and was hoping that we could get married?

I make an amazing housewife by the way!

Oh.

Uhm...I'm not sure I'm someone you'd want to marry-

Wait. Was this for stealth and it ended up in my box? I can relay the message, sorry about that.

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[taps on the mic]

ur mom.