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Iran literally had a timer counting down to the destruction of Israel. The former ayatollah said that Israel will cease to exist in 25 years so they started a countdown https://static-cdn.toi-media.com/www/uploads/2021/07/clock-e1625575652964.jpg

If there is one thing we (i.e Jews/Israelis) learned is that if someone says they want to destroy/kill/eliminate/unalive you, you should take that seriously

It’s great when someone starts their long essay take on Israel/Iran with “and Iran has never shown any hostilities to Israel” because then I don’t have to read the rest and can just disregard their opinion.

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I’m not racist…

I don’t hate Hindus, I only hate Indians and hope they all die. Oh? The population of India is 70% Hindus? Oh, well…

I don’t hate Buddhists, I only hate the people of Thailand and hope they all die. Oh? The population of Thailand is 85% Buddhist? Oh, well…

I don’t hate Jews, I only hate Israelis and hope they all die. Oh? The population of Israel is 80% Jewish? Oh, well…

The first two are clearly racist and hateful, however the third one is somehow acceptable.

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The Small Print

Apparently, under certain conditions, the useful idiots are completely ok with bombing hospitals.

The condition? That there are Jews/Zionists/Israelis in that hospital.

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Antisemitism in 30 minutes or less!

NYC Dyke March: we want it to be clear that we recognize the pain of the Jewish community and the rise in antisemitism. We want to make it clear that Jews are welcome and safe within our community.

~~~30 MINUTES LATER~~~

NYC Dyke March: Someone in our team posted saying Jews are safe and welcome in our community. We understand how hurtful this statement is and we want to make it clear that we are NOT antisemitic however, Jews are neither welcome nor safe in our community. We wish to reiterate again the fact that we are NOT antisemitic though.

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“Condemning Zionism as racism is an affront to the Jewish people, who have been history’s primary victims of racism. It will encourage the latent anti-Semitism that has been a blot on world history and continues to stain the conscience of mankind.” --Cesar Chavez

“When people criticize Zionists, they mean Jews. You're talking antisemitism."– Martin Luther King, Jr.

"To condemn the Jewish survival doctrine of Zionism as racism is a travesty upon the truth."—Eldridge Cleaver

“From our 400-year experience with slavery, segregation, and discrimination, we know that Zionism is not racism… Only in Israel, among the nations of the Middle East, are political freedoms and civil liberties secure." –Rosa Parks, joint letter to the New York Times

"The Arab leaders must make an unequivocal statement that they recognize the existence of Israel with secure borders.” -Nelson Mandela

“Martin warned repeatedly that anti-Semitism would soon be disguised as anti-Zionism.”—Clarence B. Jones, adviser to MLK

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Israel cancels Pride Parade

The Israeli government has cancelled the biggest pride parade in the Middle East.

The Tel Aviv pride parade, the biggest pride event in the Middle East, was scheduled to take place on Friday June 13th. However, the Israeli government has cancelled it suddenly less than 12 hours before it was supposed to begin.

Outrageous, right? A place to celebrate gay pride and culture was cancelled by the Israeli government.

At this point the pro-Hamas crowd is frothing at the mouth waiting to click the reblog button.

The parade was cancelled due to security and safety reasons. The Anti-Israel Iranian regime has fired more than 100 drones aimed at civilian areas.

The pro-Hamas crowd: civilians should never be targeted! but….. good! Let them get a taste of their own medicine.

Of course it should be mentioned that the attack is a response to an Israeli air strike against Iranian targets. In the past the Iranian attacks were indiscriminate between military and civilian targets. Similar to the Hamas tactic of “let’s shoot and hope we kill as many Jews as possible”

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This video exemplifies the horseshoe theory

I know horseshoe theory is real because I can't tell which side of the political map this person is

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I’ve never heard of a lion that only eats prey from the east. I guess OP hates Asians and not only an antisemite. OP hates everyone equally.

You can tell most of the Zionists on this app are actual people and not hasbara bots because they are like wounded antelope, east prey for a lion (me)

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It isn’t antisemitism?

Imagine someone waiting outside the African American museum after an event for the Black community, and then shoots two black people there. That would be a racist hate crime!

but if they are Jews at a Jewish museum after a Jewish event then it is because of Palestine and is ok. Don’t wave the antisemitism card around!

The killer went to a JEWISH museum after an event of the JEWISH community. He wanted to target JEWS.

That is Antisemitism.

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An updated Antizionist Bingo Card

Came up with this after reading the "debate" between Hen Mazzig and Kei Pritsker.

Explanations under the cut

Settler Colonialism Canard: Portraying Israelis as White Europeans who can just "go back to [their country of origin]", and stating that no matter where within the region they live, even if far inside the 1947 Green Line, they're "settlers" and thus deserving of death. Even if they're babies.

Blood Libel Canard: "Israelis deliberately target children to kill them", or anything to do with calling Israelis bloodthirsty, killing people to harvest them, depicting them as vampires, bathing in blood, or otherwise engaging in ritualistic slaughter of human beings, especially children.

Celebrating the deaths of Israeli citizens: Straightforward and very popular. It should be especially apparent when said Israelis, or Jews in general, are living outside of Israel, and people are pleased to see them dead. There have been multiple examples in just the last few weeks--a car accident in NYC killed several Jews, including children, and was celebrated, and there were two brutal murders in California, also celebrated.

"We have Token Good Jews!": Tokenization in the classic sense, being used to hold up as a shield against accusations of bias. (Very often these individuals turn out not to be Jewish as well)

Historical Revisionism of Israel's founding: Fairly straightforward, in terms of misrepresenting or distorting (or straight up lying) about the events of the Arab-Israeli War of 1948 and the founding of Israel.

Inflating the death toll, or other disregard for actual Palestinian lives: according to the official count by Hamas' own governmental apparatus, approximately 50,000 people have died in the Gaza Strip between October 2023 and April 2025, including of natural causes. Anyone claiming that the death toll is an extreme undercount or citing higher numbers essentially wants there to be more dead Palestinians in order to blame Israel. Also qualifying are those who dismiss or demean the anti-Hamas protests happening in Gaza.

Historical Revisionism, 1948-2006: Covers lying about or distorting the Six Day War, The Yom Kippur War, the First and Second Intifadas, the return of the Sinai Desert to Egypt, the status of the West Bank, the peace accords during the 1990s, or the Gaza pullout, among other topics.

American-centric view of the conflict: Covers, among other things, "Palestinians are like the Natives in the US being kept on reservations, or like Latinos trying to enter the US being kept behind a border wall, and the Israeli government is like the Republicans, only Jews!", or other such comparisons where the speaker is trying to impose their own outsider perspective onto the conflict.

Genocide Canard: Any accusation that Israel is genociding the Palestinians. Quite simply, if Israel was genociding the Palestinians, none of them would still be alive.

"But Israel/Zionism!" in unrelated topics: Discussing antisemitism in the US or elsewhere in the world? Discussing Jewish history, traditions, culture, theology, or other aspects of Judaism? Just existing as a Jew? And someone brings up Israel or Zionism in an effort to derail or force an answer? Here.

"Israel killed its own people on purpose.": Comes in two general flavors--either claiming that 7/10 was a false flag attack, or accusing Israel of deliberately targeting the hostages in order to kill them.

Celebrating or mythologizing Hamas, Hezbollah, or the Houthis: They're terrorist groups backed by Iran to stir the pot and instigate conflict; they're responsible for incredible amounts of death and misery, and are not plucky freedom fighters, much less La Resistance.

"I'm antizionist, not antisemitic": The universal clarion call, usually invoked right before saying something incredibly Jew-hating.

Historical Revisionism, Pre-1948: The largest historical revisionism category, but breaking it down could be its own bingo card. Anything from "There were never any Jews in Palestine before 1948" to appropriating British Palestine Jewish culture and innovations for the Arabs, to the Happy Dhimmi myth, to claiming that the Jews did not originate in the Levant... all of it qualifies.

Israel is solely culpable for Gaza's standard of living: In 2006, when Israel pulled out of Gaza by treaty, there were three dozen hospitals, a power plant, a desalination plant, and lots of other infrastructure present. Now, water and power are rare, and the reason the pipes are gone is not Israelis--it's Hamas digging them up to use as rockets. And the hospitals, schools, and other civilian infrastructure were used to launch rockets out of, making them valid targets. But apparently it's just easier to blame Israel than Hamas for violating the rules of war.

"My acts of violence are free speech, your speech is violence.": An extremely popular double standard, where Antizionists will excuse any and all hateful rhetoric, hostile environments, or actual physical violence against Jews as "acts of free speech", but Jews protesting these behaviors are engaging in violence.

Ethnostate/Jewish Supremacy Canard: There is no definition of Ethnostate that fits Israel that doesn't fit a majority of other nations in the world, rendering the fixation on Israel to be a clear case of double standards, and the accusation of Jewish supremacy is just projection.

Apartheid Canard: Non-Jewish citizens of Israel have full equal rights; this is not equivalent to South African apartheid in the slightest, unless the accusers are saying that the Palestinians are actually Israeli citizens instead of being foreign nationals--and if that is the case, then I would ask them if they have the same rights in another nation that they're not citizens of.

Jews don't get to define antisemitism: Fairly straightforward; any attempt or effort by a non-Jew to claim that something isn't "really" antisemitism falls here.

ZOG Canard: "Israel/Jews/AIPAC/etc own/control the US government/media/economy/banks/etc". I.e "Jews run the world from behind the scenes" accusations.

Historical revisionism, 2006-Present: Anything that tries to rewrite history regarding Gaza, the stalled peace process, the conflicts, the rockets, the Iron Dome, or even Netanyahu's corruption all fall here.

Dual Loyalty Canard/Diaspora Jews are valid targets: "All Jews, aside from our Good Tokens are Evil Zionists beholden to Israel and thus valid to harass or kill".

Accusations of Indiscriminate/Wanton/Cartoonish Cruelty: To hear some antizionists talk about Israelis, they're so evil and sadistic that they by all rights should be in some Game of Thrones-style narrative, where kicking puppies is just part of the morning routine. Israel bombs hospitals/universities/schools/daycares/mosques/etc, apparently just for the chance to be evil and cruel, instead of the reality of "Hamas deliberately puts its weapons and fighters there to use civilians as human shields". This is tied to the Blood Libel narratives--especially when claims come of Israel deliberately targeting children--but is distinct enough on its own to merit its own box.

"No True Pro-Palestinian Activist would...": Just a No True Scotsman claim, and yes, yes they would. We have citations. And please don't try to claim that they're mentally ill, either.

Redefining Words, NewSpeak-style: A lot of words get redefined in this conflict; Genocide, Apartheid, Zionism, and Settler-Colonialism are all major enough to get their own boxes, but they're not alone. Pulling from another post of mine, here are some examples:

Humanitarian Aid becomes Manufactured Famine.

Borders become Concentration camp walls.

Suicide bombers become heroes.

Rape becomes Resistance.

Civilian Evacuation becomes Ethnic Cleansing

Unwilling Human Shields become Brave Martyrs

Indoctrinated Child Soldiers become Adorable Spirit Of Resistance or Murder

People returning to their native homeland become Colonizers

Hostages become Prisoners of War

Anti-Rocket Defense becomes a Tool of Genocide

Surrender becomes Ceasefire

Civilians become Acceptable Targets

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I would LOVE to see the Eurovision take place in Palestine!! I can’t wait for all the queers for Palestine to visit Ramallah. They would wave their pride flags 🏳️‍🌈 and chant and cheer for Palestine and nothing bad would happen to them…..

Except maybe for some flying lessons. Or they would learn new techniques of tying the flag… maybe around the hands but most likely around the neck

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This Red Dead Redemption 2 story. Come back in two days and take her brooch.

And the best reply:

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I’m seeing a lot of people claim that the remaining hostages, by virtue of being IDF members are not hostages but prisoners of war. Which, fine, you can make that argument. But if that was the case, under the Third Geneva Convention, prisoners of war have very specific rights, including not being held in close confinement, not being tortured, getting adequate food and water, being given access to medical treatment, being allowed contact with the outside world and their loved ones, and of course visitation by the International Red Cross.

Not a single one of these conditions has been met. They aren’t prisoners of war. They’re hostages. And the International Red Cross doesn’t care about Jews.

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Queers for Palestine new logo

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DADDY!!! II WILL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE!!

These spoiled, entitled kids… SMH.

They think they’re so cool and radical but y his is going to be so embarrassing for them in the future.

May 13, 2025, Yale students are going on a hunger strike demanding the school not enforce any of its rules against pro-Palestinian student protestors:

If you impose consequences on my friends for breaking the rules, I’ll hurt myself on school property and make you look bad.

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Israel and the Eurovision