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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

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im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

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gone are the days of saying “im gonna kms”. “you will see me on the news” is way more effective. it could be for many reasons. but you know i will be the culprit and it will be newsworthy

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I have gone too soft. I need to become horny and evil again

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Coming into a fandom late

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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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Lindsay Lohan and Taylor Momsen

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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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My vintage medical/funeral/embalming collection. I’ve bought and sold a few pieces since this photo was taken, but it’s still a fun one to show off.

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IWTV S1 VHS STACK 📼​ in/sp. (link to retweet)

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An overgrown light pole in Poland

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Bro really said “I’m not protecting you anymore” and then proceeded to get beaten to death because he was protecting/defending Edwin

It’s kinda funny to me how after the Monty reveal in the woods, cat king was like “wow you’re not gonna kiss me? This is so going to have consequences!” but then he never actually does anything

Like the next time he sees Edwin he gives him flowers

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Shoutout to artists with disabilities whose symptoms are an obstacle to their craft. Who draw but their tremors keep them from being able to pull a straight line. Who would spend hours making art if their carpal tunnel and joint pain would let them. Who stare longingly at guitars and pianos but know the instrument's not compatible with their misshapen, webbed, or missing fingers. Whose neurological disease makes it impossible for them to memorize sheet music or play lines. Who have vivid, glorious stories living in their heads that their aphasia won't let them put so clearly on paper. Who spent more time in waiting rooms and hospital beds than rehearsals and recitals. Who resent their bodies for not letting them portray what they see in their minds.

You are not any less of an artist. Your talent is immeasurable. Your creativity is divine. I'm sorry this world wasn't built for you and me, but that doesn't mean we can't still make something beautiful with our lives.

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ms angelou i will never get over this