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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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Paused reading the golden raven just long enough o draw this and now I’m heading back in because I’m obsessed 😭-and how I’ve avoided spoilers this far is a miracle. Bye 👋
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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He is beauty he is grace, if he don't like you he'll tell you to yo face (and insult the sh*t outta you on live television for good mesure)
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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WHAT
>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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Character, book, and author names under the cut
Adam Parrish- The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater
Ronan Lynch- The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.
So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”
I saw her – boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.
I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.
And then all of the sudden – nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.
Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”
That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.“
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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trying to make unlikable characters
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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whenever i read books i cannot actually imagine what the characters look like, they're all somewhat like this.
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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How the foxes see andriel
“i just ask”
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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the moon & the sun
ig: j0anko
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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andreil kiss
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blue-jos10 · 1 month ago
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so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status
i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..
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i can’t deal anymore
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blue-jos10 · 2 months ago
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Mediterranean apathy metaphors
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