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4 YEARS!! 🧪✨🫧☀️🌈🔥‼️

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BENREY: okay, uh- i think. this is stable ground or whatever

BENREY: maps not broken here

BENREY: are you good, man?

GORDON: …Yeah.

GORDON: You..

GORDON: You are…fascinating…

BENREY: …I-

BENREY: uh-

BENREY: okay man you need to like. lie down.

BENREY: you’re still super out of it, take a sec to chill okay bro?

GORDON: Uh huh..

BENREY: im not gonna go anywhere so like.

BENREY: if you need something you better tell me, man

GORDON: I will.

BENREY: ..cool.

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Oh, I'm certain that Benrey had a lot of learning to do! But comparing him to Gman, it seems like Benrey had a really good role model for human behavior. Someone taught him really well, it seems.

Okay I mean this in the nicest way possible. Whoever taught Benrey how humans act is probably the weirdest motherfucker on the entire planet who has zero comprehension of how people work. I mean that in a very appreciative manner of course because Benrey’s bullshit, as much as I hate to admit it, is fucking hilarious but. Weird nonetheless

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been rewatching hlvrai and drawing along :]

edit i fixed the last one (drew his gun on the wrong arm and it Ate At Me (yes i just flipped the drawing what are you a cop))

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hl2vrai leak

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I'VE DISCOVERED THAT IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO MAKE A FANGAME AND I'VE GONE OFF THE DEEP END

Bonus Darnold and Benrey as well! :)

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uh oh spaghetti os

[Eventually, the cartoon fight ball comes to a halt, and Benrey and Forzen both stop, panting.]

Forzen: ..okay i'm bored of the cartoon fight cloud.

Benrey: yeah me too. i hate being bored.

Forzen: ME TOO!!

Forzen: dammit. if only you had better opinions. we could be best friends.

Benrey: ...wanna just go to opposite sides of the map and do something fun instead of fighting?

Forzen: uh-huh uh-huh that sounds more fun. uhh goodbye forever et cetera.

Benrey: yeah. yes. curse you and stuff. mhm. good.

[The two of them shake hands, allied against boredom, as Forzen breaks off into a running sprint to get as far away from Benrey as possible. Benrey, meanwhile, just noclips away.]

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waiting, as always

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Height differences are funny to me

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ok ive noticed some confusion within the fandom, so im gonna clear it up. formatted with proper grammar so it's more readable

Who is Bennette?

Bennette is an interpretation of Benrey as a trans girl, which has been an extremely pervasive headcanon on HLVRAI Twitter for the last couple of months. Bennette's name comes from this clip

GORDON: Isn't this your passport?

BENREY: uhhh no. it says "bennette".

The modern, suddenly popular incarnation of this headcanon originated with a fanfic. I'm not actually sure what it is but I think it's this.

Why am I suddenly hearing so much about Bennette?

For his 30th birthday, Wayner AdioTV hid a box of signed Toblerones near the legendary Toblerone Cave of Point Lobos, San Francisco. The first person to find one, when jokingly asked what they'd do as the "new HLVRAI 2 author", responded that they'd declare Bennette to be real, invoking Wayne in the tweet.

Shockingly, Wayne made an incredibly rare social media appearance and responded "you were the first to find my treasure, and so it will be done". This endorsement of the Bennette headcanon is what got all the attention, leading to word of Bennette getting to our relatively insular part of the fandom.

This also lead to the biggest misconception about this whole situation-- no, WayneRadioTV did not actually canonize a headcanon because someone found a box of Toblerones. Before any of this happened, there was evidence that Wayne liked the idea of Bennette, to the point that, according to Baaulp (at 32:42 of this part of the HLVRAI Cast Commentary), "The only headcanon I've ever seen Wayne get excited about is Bennette." It's clear he's a fan and just took the opportunity of someone "declaring Bennette real" to nod his approval.

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Suddenly Gordon's "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT" and Wayne going "yeah I've been watching a lot of breaking bad" in hlvrai act 4/commentary makes a lot of sense

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Still absolutely loosing it over Wayne calling for Holly (the baby) and Holly (Hollowtones) seemingly breaking character to say "Yeah man what's up?"

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a handful of random screenshots taken during the development of the map

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[Image Description: A twitch chat message from "ilovehlvrai", saying "I can't believe I made a twitch account for this". End ID]

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"Where's the part where he turns out to be lying and there's no HL2VRAI?"

Congratulations, you figured it out. You know all my tricks.

The student becomes the master.

Master of shit.

It was HLVRAI the whole time!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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partway through the stream i had the passing thought of "wouldn't it be funny if at the very end hlvrai was mentioned as some kind of twist?" and. well.