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"... you're bein' careful with that, right?"

He's, perhaps a bit poignantly, several meters away. Today is not a day he wants to be sick. Azett Radiation can be nasty.

"Oh hey, one of the few Teams that doesn't suck AS much as the others is back."

Not sure if she should be concerned or not. Kind of staring at this shiny new Mega Stone.

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"This is humiliating."

Scratches right where his ear should be, well-covered by that cone.

He gets cauliflower ear all the time. No one ever put a fucking cone on him for it before; why now?

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"The fuck are you looking at?"

The medic put a cone on him.

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"I don't know what this thing is but I love it."

He's got a giant isopod. Must have picked it up somewhere.

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@starfoam

everyone knows archie by smell

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no intro posts

archie just shows up in your house to play with your dog

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@starfoam

"'s a spinach muffin."

He pulled the whole thing out and is just... eating it like a mouse with a cracker.

Nom.

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"I made a Mega Muffin."

It's a cupcake pan, but the entire top is filled with overfilled muffin.

Like a muffin with twelve legs. Caterpillar muffin.

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Archie #67 is just a dude.

A normal dude.

He probably works in a fish bank or something.

Weird goes in all directions.

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Archie #3 has another eyepatch.

Two eyepatches.

But probably a freaky Daisy eye somewhere, because this is Cuil Theory. The weird only comes in exponentials.

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@primordialfell

"Yup. That's pretty good."

Nods sagely in the giant merman hand of the giant hand dragon.

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"Anything can eat me if it does good enough."

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"We call aquatic Bigfeet Bigfins."

"Think Mermaids, but thick and hairy."

"... so a Spheal. But with body definition."

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"Anything that intentionally looks into the future, usually at its own inevitable doom, is dumb as shit."

Oh, whoops. There goes the padlock on the stable! What a problem.

... for everyone in the district below.

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"Despite having three brains of relatively equal size and capacity, Dodrio are, in fact, very dumb. But not as dumb as Xatu!"

Oh boy. He's got a crowbar, ready to bust some locks.

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Stares at the rickety latch on the Dodrio pen.

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"Man, long neck Squirtles are uncomfy."