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Three years since I’ve last posted here… huh

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Reblog if you love all of your rp partners <3

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Let’s be honest, Onslaught is stubborn af

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Incorrect Quote

Brenden (human Blast-Off): What's wrong with Steven? Owen (human Onslaught): He doesn't handle alcohol very well. Steven (human Swindle): *Running down the hall* I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!

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“Ever since Altihex.”

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Throwing something stupid out there

It’s totally ok for the rest of the Combaticons to call Onslaught mommy

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Incorrect Quote

Owen (human Onslaught): Ugh, I wish you could block people in real life.

Brenden (human Blast Off): Restraining order.

Vincent (human Vortex): Murder.

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“I’ve never really been one to have fun, in case you didn’t notice.” Especially your kind of fun.

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Violent/Painful Starter Pack

🤜 - Punch my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Jaw.

Nose.

Mouth.

Cheek.

Shoulder.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

You choose.

👟 - Kick my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Shin.

Bottom.

Hip.

Waist.

Cheek.

You choose.

🔧 - Beat my Muse with a…

Wrench.

Baseball bat.

Wooden plank.

Belt.

Nunchucks.

Broken bottle.

Brass knuckles.

Hammer.

Chain.

You choose.

🔪 - Cut my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Leg.

Hip.

Waist.

Face.

Neck.

You choose.

🗣 - Tell them…

“You’re worthless!”

“I never loved you.”

“I hate you.”

“I never want to see you again!”

“You’re disgusting.”

“I wish you were never born!”

“You ruin everything, just like always!”

“You’re nothing but a burden.”

“I wish you were dead!”

You choose.

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“For all I know, you could be. I have no wish to be part of it.”

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There’s a slight groan and a servo placed on a blue helm. “Fine, whatever. I’m not even going to ask.”

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Onslaught’s just gonna be squinting under his visor.

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Here’s an Onslaught icon!

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Incorrect Quote

Harry (human G1 Hot Spot): Hey, let’s do ‘get help.’

Owen (human G1 Onslaught): What?

Harry: Get help.

Owen: No.

Harry: Come on, you love it.

Owen: I hate it.

Harry: Great! Works every time.

Owen: It’s humiliating.

Harry: Do you have a better plan?

Owen: No.

Harry: We’re doing it.

Owen: We are not doing ‘get help.’

Next scene, Harry is dragging Owen, whom is hanging loosely on Harry.

Harry: Help! Someone please, get help! My brother is dying! Help! *As they’re throwing Owen* Help him!

Owen lands on the enemy, knocking them down and breaming them.

Harry: Ahhh, classic.

Owen: Still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Harry: Not for me, it’s not.

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Sandor (human G1 Silverbolt): *runs by Abel (human G1 Aquarius)* On your left!

Sandor: *runs by again* On your left!

Abel: Uh-huh. On my left, got it.

Abel: *as Sandor is running up* Don’t say it! Don’t you say it!

Sandor: On your left!

Abel: Oh come on!

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Sandor: Last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

Owen: The soldier. A man out of time.

Sandor: I’m not the one who’s out of time.

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The Flowery Munday Meme

Send one or multiple of the following:

🌺 - How much do you draw on personal experiences when roleplaying? 🍀 - How much do you think you have achieved with your blog? 🌼 - Do you think you could ever stop roleplaying now? 🌻 - What do you do between replies? 🌸 - Have you ever been in a group? Would you do it again? 🌹  - Have you met true friends through roleplaying? 🍄 - What’s one bad habit you know you have in writing? 🍁 - How do you want to explore your muse further? Is there a wishlist? 💐 - Answer all of these!

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Send 🎥 for a funny gif of our muse’s relationship.

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Be Prepare from Lion fits with the Combaticons minus Blast-Off. See, Onslaught is Scar while Brawl, Swindle, and Vortex are Banzai, Shenzi, and Ed.