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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free vodka.

Y/N: Marry me.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.

Mikey: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!

Raph: Moan.

Donnie: The duality of man.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.

Lizzy: You are literally making a valentines card for N right now.

Uzi: *points glue gun at Lizzy* You are on thin fucking ice pal.

[james-potters-dps-dvd]

Peter: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.

James: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!

Sirius: Moan.

Remus: The duality of man.

[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Rarity: Why?

Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.

Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Ky: Why do you smell like weed?

Sin: How do you know what weed smells like?

Ky: I—

Sin: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!

[msrosemagic]

MC: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Lucifer: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Abby: I made new friends.

Mike: Those are ghosts.

Abby: Heck yeah they are.

[incorrect-tbhk]

Yashiro: Hanako, we tried things your way

Hanako: No, we haven’t

Kou: We did in our heads and it didn’t work.

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus: No logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Nina: I love you all equally.

Sibuna: That’s all we needed to hear.

-They all leave, except Fabian-

Nina: You know you'll always be my favorite, right?

Fabian: I better be.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Everyone is playing a board game together]

Sam: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Bucky: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Scott: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Bruce: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Scott: [flips the board]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: How do actors on TV shows exchange longing glances and hold hands and kiss each other for eight seasons straight and not fall in love??

Donnie: April said “Hi” to me and I haven't stopped thinking about her since.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Viktor: Hey, where’s that person I introduced you to?

Mordecai: We had an argument. They're in the garden.

Viktor: I was just out there, but I didn’t see them.

Mordecai: Dig deeper.

[danganronpa-atn]

Hajime: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Mahiru, exasperated: WHY?!? Mahiru, pointing at Nagito: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR! Mahiru, pointing at Akane: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Mahiru, pointing at Hiyoko: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Mahiru: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

N: We promised J we’d be on call!

V: No, YOU promised J. See, I never promise her anything, that way I never disappoint her. I try to be considerate.