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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve, crying: You hurt my feelings!

Tony: Baby.

Steve: No! Now is not the time for pet names!

Tony: No, I was calling you a baby. I’m insulting you.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Who ate my sandwich?

Mikey: The pigeons.

Leo: Very funny.

Mikey: No, really. As soon as you left Raph fed it to the pigeons outside.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Mordecai: Once I tried to rob this preppy kid on his way to school, but before I could even get a threat out, he told me ‘please don’t hesitate,’ and I was so agast that this eight-year-old just asked me to kill him outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried.

Rocky:

Rocky: omg wait that was me!!! :D

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Employee 432: We got the torture labyrinth tomorrow Stanley: What? Employee 432: We gotta get tortured for eternity tomorrow Stanley: Ohh…okay

[crackishincorrecthp]

Draco: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you! Harry: ...First of all, calm down-

[autisticzenitsu]

Tengen, flirting: I think I'm falling for you. Giyuu: Then get up.

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Dizzy: Aw, you have a crush on me!

Ky: We’re married.

Dizzy: Still…

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Vanessa: You have to pick your battles.

Mike: One of the battles that I picked was to stop Abby and Bonnie from running plastic tubes all over the pizzeria and placing hamsters inside them.

Vanessa: *Snickering*

Mike: They were going to call it “Tube City”.

[incorrect-alnst]

Sua: If I were to have a girlfriend, she'd have to be a lady, smart, poised, elegant, dignified-

Mizi: [stumbles out of the kitchen with bed hair, empty milk carton in hand, scratches her neck, trips over a cat toy and lands flat on her face] wuh-?

Sua: Nevermind.

[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

k.b. // unknown

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt

Percy: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?

Remus, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-

[nerdasaurus1200]

Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Mordecai: You go big, or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind who goes home.

Rocky: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.

[rainnyydaysworld]

Dick: No problemo!

Dick, internally: But it was all problemo.

—

Cass: Start talking!

Jason : Well, I-

Cass: Shut up!

—

Tim: So, what's for dinner?

Bruce, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

—

Jason: What’s up? I’m back.

Bruce: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Jason: Death is a social construct.

—

Damian : If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

—

Doctor: How high are you?

Cass: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Bruce : No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.

Cass: Oh, antidepressants, why?

[autisticzenitsu]

Zenitsu: You're violent. Inosuke: But I'm short, so it's adorable.