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why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons

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glass of water is so epic

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met a new kinda guy on twitter today

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

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the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test

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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

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A compilation of Twitter reactions to the news that (HBO) Max will be doing a ten-year Harry Potter TV show

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"Can't wait to see where you take this story" well I can't wait to see where this story takes me either

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tupac and biggie shot each other at the same time

Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory

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we're fucked

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thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me