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i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

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Mobility assistance

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guh.. whu.. think abour it

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Gunnerkrigg's Ether, the Hope and Rage aspects, and Kat's and Zimmy's classpects

Spoiler warnings for the webcomics Gunnerkrigg Court and Homestuck.

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did she learn nothing from jfk

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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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LETS GOOOOO LESBIANS!!!!

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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

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u don’t like shimp? 🦐? (vaporizes you with the power of the sun)

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reductress does it again

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legally blonde from warner’s perspective is so funny

One day you’re dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.

Next thing you know, she’s at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and she’s pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and she’s rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.

There’s a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.

She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.

Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, she’s on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian

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I did that job once.

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WHY ARE YOU HAUNTED?

A survey

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I did that job once.

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if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards