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req'd by @qkestral

*cries*

text:

yk what they call me?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

they don't call me cracked

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req'd by @the-weatherperson

they can only do so much dude stop putting your mental health in those hooves

text: My brother, they are horses

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this u?

died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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new poem called "OTZI AWAKE". it's right here so you don't have to subscribe to my substack but i'd love it if you did

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SHOUTOUTS TO THE PERSON WHO PAID TO GET THIS CARD WRITTEN:

im scheduling this ahead of time cuz it's a gift, know that it was written back in april 3rd

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req'd by @applefudge5

h-hello? text: Hello, Intrepid Heroes

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gonna stream Hades II tomorrow on stream! 4:30PM EST

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POV your fiance drew short straw and had to go do baby attorney things in whatever hell-journey his employer threw him at

text ID under the cutoff

Keep reading

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Oh, Richard...

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req'd by @prokopetz

there's a story here i know it

(this is a secondary upload, the first had a spelling error)

text: Great, advice from Mr. "It's Not Cuckoldry If You Fuck Both Of Them"

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OKAY FOLKS GO TO THE LINK ABOVE,

I've reactivated the listing for

TWENTY

prints only! A fun lil revival print, but y'gotta move fast since I've decided to limited run the thing

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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gonna stream Hades II tomorrow on stream! 4:30PM EST

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req'd by @tacofriend

i want me at boll :(

text: Does anyone speak IKEA?

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SHOUTOUTS TO THE PERSON WHO PAID TO GET THIS CARD WRITTEN:

im scheduling this ahead of time cuz it's a gift, know that it was written back in april 3rd

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god's a fucking nerd

oh wait i recognize this i think

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righteously angy!!!!!!!

(also as far as I now it's pronounced like chow)

listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"