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everyone talks about tits (the bird) having a funny name. but no one ever says anything about penduline-tits. which is way funnier

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btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(

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May 4, 2024 - CNN writes about how the mean anti-genocide protesters silenced a lone counter-protester at the University of Pennsylvania:

How did they silence him, you ask? They drew a circle around him in chalk, and labeled it "Designated Dingus Area"

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did u guys know u can change ur life at any point it doesn’t matter when and it is never too late😳

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So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

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this is also how I reply to them.

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we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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OH MY GOD

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some troll on reddit started dming me and telling me to kill myself and calling me a tranny and all that. and then, a half an hour in, they spring this on me

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Good job everyone

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"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton