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as a semi avid yahtzee player, watching smosh play yahtzee is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

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I SAW DAN AND PHIL!!!!!

i saw them in toronto and yes i did cry.

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“you’ll find your lesbian lover at TIT” okay what if i don’t like white people tho

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heyyy how is everyone doing

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i need to sell my TIT toronto tickets because i can’t no longer afford to go but i keep procrastinating doing it bc i really want to see them :(

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Help me please

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Help me please

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I WOULD DIE FOR YOU IF YOU ASKED ME

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rewatching halloween baking: pspc and absolutely sobbing they were so young

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thank u phil

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give me all the spoilers please

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dan + ‘phil’ tweets

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caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

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houston i think we missed pharriage hill. i think we flew right past it

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official tit merch reveal

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i’ve decided the next funniest thing for d&p to do before hard launching is to start making fun of the fact that “officially” their relationship status is unknown. no more “you’re a bad friend” jokes i want “you’re a bad person-with-whom-i-have-an-ambiguous-relationship” jokes. “phil you’re a bad— whatever you are to me” “i don’t know dan it’s bad to speculate”

(this post brought to you by that one lockdown livestream phil did where he rapidly scrolled past the personal life section on his wikipedia page. time to acknowledge that people won’t officially say ur dating, cowards!!)

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OH MY GOD THEY SHARE CLOTHES!1!!1!