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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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last words of a shooting star

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Grammarly: you have 181 advanced errors.

Me: suck my ass. It's called creative writing.

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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

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there is nothing i roll my eyes at harder than the fact that everybody hated foreteen when it happened. foreteen were a supremely powerful couple, you all just hate to see a male boss and a powerful bisexual woman winning

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Latest reblog reminds me of how much it pisses me the fuck off how every queer person alive has to adapt to the usamerican style of queerness lest we get shunned by the community for being too different. I bring this up a lot but bro that time I got death threats for having ele/dele in my bio bc "by using neopronouns I was making a mockery of REAL trans people" when those are literally just my pronouns in my native language, and when I said that I got hit w the "well you're on the internet so speak english" I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS

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recent moods

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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10/10 this show. 🔥🔥

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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running errands like kurt vonnegut

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dark green is a nice color. underrated

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That is not a dude I thought would face off with cops on social media. Respect.

This is what set the police order off, btw:

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I wonder how many people had their sexual awakening/BDSM discovery moment while watching Harry Houdini’s act. There was no way everyone went for only entertainment’s sake. Edwardian young man staring up at the stage aghast as a beautiful sinewy man struggles and contorts himself to escape his binds, his own face reddening and thinking “Good heavens, I AM a sodomite.”

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