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Blog Moved

You can now find me here! This blog will stay up as an archive.

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TFW I keep forgetting I have this blog

I’m actually gonna make a new one because I’m following way too many people. Like this post if you want me to follow you again shrugs

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Master post of au’s that need to be written

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the best purchase decision i’ve ever made tbh

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Historic Black and White Pictures Restored in Color

Women Delivering Ice, 1918

Times Square, 1947

Portrait Used to Design the Penny. President Lincoln Meets General McClellan – Antietam, Maryland ca September 1862

Marilyn Monroe, 1957

Newspaper boy Ned Parfett sells copies of the evening paper bearing news of Titanic’s sinking the night before. (April 16, 1912)

Easter Eggs for Hitler, c 1944-1945 

Sergeant George Camblair practicing with a gas mask in a smokescreen – Fort Belvoir, Virginia, 1942

Helen Keller meeting Charlie Chaplin in 1919

Painting WWII Propaganda Posters, Port Washington, New York – 8 July 1942

Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge ca 1935

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What's the pacer test? D:

oh god.

The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year. 

Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?

"Ready? Begin!" she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.

The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.

Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.

A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back. 

And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.

But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues. 

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i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

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best signs to cuddle w/ greatest 2 least

taurus TAURUS TAURUS - best fucking back rubs & warm nd fluffy pisces - will literally endulge you in their fluffiness scorpio - self explanatory cancer - sweetest fucking dream-cuddle fUCKL leo - fucking sweet and they smell good virgo - 2 fucking deep 2 explain aries - poetic murder scene ft. u as victim capricorn - lotta lovin’ sagittarius - wont stay fucking still but thats ok aquarius - funny shit no kid gemini - no libra - too squirmish lil shits tHEY WONT LET YOU LOVE THEM

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By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds...

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so apparently gengar is like 5 feet tall but at this point i am just done omg. here are some sleepy girls with their pokemon

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Turn your handwriting into a font

I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:

1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website

2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:

3. Scan the template  4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file” 5. Download it to your computer and install

And check out my result!

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zeenovos

LOL

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Why do people produce fake news stories?

Why do people run fake news sites?

satirical news is, of course, the lord’s work, but people that create fake news stories and run fake news sites with the intention of them being taken seriously… What is wrong with you? What are you doing with your life? Why??

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the “won’t stop commenting during a movie” squad

gemini, cancer, VIRGO, libra, scorpio

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I made a slideshow about how to create a fictional character… I got most of the information from the ‘start writing fiction’ (free) course on the OpenUniversity website and found it incredibly useful so here’s a visual version for you :)

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