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Astarion always ends up being a stealth archer in my runs, I like justifying it w the thought he got dragged out on royal hunts as a kid

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I'll never understand the typical player's viewing of the Ansur/Emp thing because when you break it down it's just this -

Ansur: Literally kill yourself

Emperor: No...? I kind of want to live? Sorry? :(

Ansur: [Tries to kill him]

Emperor: [Defends himself]

Audience: The Emperor is such a piece of shit...

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meal time, Jason enjoyers!

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Astarion, Tav and Halsin for @kdrbeary :P!

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Astarion doodles~

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So, about you biting me…

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I wanted to hug him

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I’m not going anywhere.

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✨️💋

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Random Jason Mendal headcanons I have on my notes app

He’s a bit obsessed with his appearance. I just KNOW this man has a vast arsenal of self-care products in his bathroom cabinet. Mr. Mendal never skips a single step of his skincare routine.

He is a sore loser. If you beat him in a card game, he will pout (without realizing that he's pouting) and will suggest playing again and again until he starts winning too.

He is an insomniac, and when he does fall asleep, it’s a very light sleep. It is a constant source of bad mood for him.

He was the typical nerd during his school years. Always stood out at the science fair and was the best in the class in math and physics.

He has a certain degree of myopia but wears contact lenses daily. His glasses are only worn at home (which is also the only place he can be found without a three-piece suit).

He would never admit it, but he loves being the little spoon.

He always creates 300 scenarios in his head where things can go wrong and dedicates considerable mental effort on finding solutions for each one of them. He refuses to call it ‘anxiety’; for him, it’s just 'planning ability’ (but it really is anxiety).

(English is not my first language, feel free to correct my grammar)

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I like to think that before teasing Ysaline in the chats about liking one of his pics he just sat like this staring at the screen for a long while

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This is just a test

Seeing if this account is still shadowbanned on the tags or anything lol

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writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt