blueposterboy

[blueposterboy]

look at my messages bitch @nucl34r-b0mb

[blueposterboy]

it’s a hurt/no comfort fic starring leo bcuz she wanted to bully him

Idea I had while watching tottmnt

[blueposterboy]

I NEVER NOTICED THAT WAS ME I THOUGHT IT WAS MIKEY 😭🙏

Deep down, MM! Raph knows that MM! Leo is more deranged/ruthless than he lets on.

Because even from a young age he was a menace.

[blueposterboy]

you’ve made me read this. with my own two eyes.

hey guys did i tell you about my penisling lore. ok so. world war 3. there are two sides. pro-penislings and anti-penislings. pro-penislings have guns that look like dicks so they can like. cock. the cock. get it?? anyways yeah the anti-penislings defend themselves from the pro-penislings’ barrage by using shields that look like condoms. and overseeing all of this is the god of penislings. its a biblically accurate angel but replace the eyeballs with cocks and balls. and penislings, which are small, winged penises, spawn from the god of penislings by performing mitosis with the cocks and balls on the god of penislings. the war effort lasts for generations until there is nothing but a wasteland

[blueposterboy]

confidently yelled “call of duty��

i have only one type of humor and its COC

[blueposterboy]

listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[blueposterboy]

[blueposterboy]

I AM SO HYPED

DUDE, DUDE, DUDE

-Leo (Tales)

dude!

[blueposterboy]

IK U PROBS DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS CAUSE U LIVE UNDER A ROCK, BUT CONAN GRAY IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM AND IM SO HYPED

DUDE, DUDE, DUDE

-Leo (Tales)

dude!

[blueposterboy]

I fear so…ANTS UPON YEE

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Ladybugs are actually beetles, and not bugs

-Leo (Tales)

ok. nerd

[blueposterboy]

WILD KRATTS FAN

Did you know that ladybugs are bright red to alert predators that they taste awful? “When threatened, they secrete oily, foul-tasting fluid from joints in their legs. They may also play dead.”

-Leo (Tales)

oh yea i knew that from... somewhere..... idk i watched wild kratts a lot when i was a kid i probably got that knowledge from there

[blueposterboy]

NOOOO

idk how to draw so the best thing I can do for you is send you good vibes and good luck, throwing glitter on you and placing a ladybug on your nose

-Leo (Tales)

i sneeze from the glitter and he ladybug shoots across the room like a bullet and splats on the wall opposite of us

[blueposterboy]

fear me and my armada of bugs hated by mankind. SCARAB UPON THEE

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Ladybugs are actually beetles, and not bugs

-Leo (Tales)

ok. nerd

[blueposterboy]

they caugt me gang, pack up your things and go

“aw man? really boss? …alright, you guys heard ‘im, lets go.” 💼🐞💼🐛💼🐜💼🦟💼🪲💼🪳💼🕷️

Ladybugs are actually beetles, and not bugs

-Leo (Tales)

ok. nerd

[blueposterboy]

do you guys like my jesus x f!leo yaoi

[blueposterboy]

blue is my favorite color but purple will forever be what i associate myself with. whenever i see blue i smile and go “oh i love that color!! its so nice!!!” but whenever i see purple i throw the nearest table do a backflip and start raving whilst pointing and screaming “THATS ME!!!! THATS MY COLOR!!!!!!! THATS ME EVERYONE LOOK THATS LITERALLY ME”

[blueposterboy]

You’re right.

I personally think tottmnt would be better if it had Koya in it and it’s just her beating up Leo 🫶🫶🫶